“What do you call a pig with no clothes on?”/“Streaky bacon.”
“Streaky bacon” has nothing to do with streaking, but there’s a riddle:
Q: What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
A: Streaky bacon.
The joke has been cited in print since at least 2003.
12 January 2003, Sunday Herald-Sun (Melbourne, Australia), “Laugh Out Loud,” pg. F6:
Q.What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
A.Streaky bacon.
- Craig, 7, Altona
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10/1/07
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What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon!
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What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon!
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#hamfest Q: What do you call a pig with no clothes on? A: Streaky bacon!
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The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes:
Humour for the whole family
Edited by Geoff Tibballs
London, UK Constable & Robinson
2011
Pg. ?:
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon.
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Horrid Henry’s Jumbo Joke Book
By Francesca Simon
Illustrated by Tony Ross
London, UK: Hachette Children’s Group
2015
Pg. ?:
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon.
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What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon.
2:54 PM - 9 Sep 2017