“What do you call a farm that sells chickens and pigs?”/“A chicken bacon ranch.”
“Chicken-Bacon-Ranch (dressing)” is a food combination that has been sold in Hot Pockets, Hunt Brothers pizza, Meijer pizza, Sam’s Choice pizza, Stouffer’s, Velveeta and other product brands.
“Chicken Bacon Ranch” is not a place, but there are jokes. A CBR riddle is:
Q: What do you call a farm that sells chickens and pigs?
A: A chicken bacon ranch.
“If you raised chickens and pigs on your farm would it be a chicken bacon ranch?” was posted on Twitter by Derek McDonald on February 1, 2011. The riddle above was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on October 8, 2020.
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Derek McDonald
@derekmmcd
If you raised chickens and pigs on your farm would it be a chicken bacon ranch?
7:17 PM · Feb 1, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
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Cory Dye
@ThatWhiteDye
Or maybe ill buy a ranch and raise pigs and chickens. That way I can call it the “The Chicken Bacon Ranch”.
12:40 AM · Jan 4, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Kevin J
@NotTVsKJ
Would another name for a farm with chickens and pigs be a chicken bacon ranch?
9:43 PM · Mar 17, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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Dan Muller
@DanMulller
“I only raise chickens and pigs here. You could call it a chicken bacon ranch.”
-Farmer who likes to joke
10:43 PM · Nov 8, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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Don Demonzoné
@DonDemonzone
Farm that raises fowl and pigs in an underground train station. The Subway Chicken Bacon Ranch
12:19 PM · Apr 11, 2016·Twitter Web Client
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Zac QuillK [TeEm]
@Prozac_7
Someday I dream of having my own farm to raise hens and pigs. I’ll name it The Chicken Bacon Ranch! #JokeoftheDay
1:18 PM · Mar 17, 2017·Twitter for Android
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fusilliGaryBettman
@fusilligary
what idiot called it a poultry and pig farm and not a chicken bacon ranch
10:37 PM · May 18, 2017·Twitter for Android
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Spoopy Time Kilroy
@kilroyfirelizrd
What would you call a place that raises poultry and pigs?
A chicken bacon ranch :D
8:06 PM · Oct 3, 2017·erased5434447
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mike
@the0Ghector
What do you call a farm that crossbreeds pigs and chickens?
A chicken bacon ranch
6:05 PM · Feb 12, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Engelbert Humperdinck
@AgentGriswald
I want to own livestock, but only chicken and pigs. I want to run a Chicken Bacon Ranch.
8:06 PM · May 31, 2018·Twitter Web Client
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john c calzone
@noahtheiring
my goal is to start a farm where I raise chickens and pigs, and I’ll call it “the chicken bacon ranch”
8:24 PM · Dec 22, 2018·Twitter for Android
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Lord Corduroy
@GimmeDemTxTacos
#IWasDestinedToBecome a world renowned chicken and pig farmer. Would have lived on The Chicken Bacon Ranch.
8:14 AM · Apr 19, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Courtney Kay
@Courtney_Kay98
If you have a farm where you raise chickens and pigs, is that a chicken bacon ranch?
2:26 PM · May 31, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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L(GB)T | BLM
@ahtnamasgb
My brother and dad had an idea for a pig and chicken farm and call it a “Chicken Bacon Ranch”
8:15 AM · Jul 20, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Chris
@bayoulejeune
Buying a property, raising hens and pigs, and calling it Chicken Bacon Ranch
1:55 PM · Feb 4, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Inevitable_Rough October 8, 2020
What do you call a farm that sells chickens and pigs?
A chicken, bacon, ranch
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julie
@xxjuliezz
Replying to @altcustoms
What do you call a farm that sells chickens and pigs?
A chicken, bacon, ranch
11:03 PM · Oct 8, 2020·Twitter for iPhone