“What do you call a drunk wall?”/“Plastered.”

“Did you hear about the drunk wall? It was plastered” was posted on Twitter by Matthew Tse on March 20, 2015. “What did the drunk wall say to his buddy? I’m plastered” was posted on Twitter by Brittney on February 20, 2016.
 
A popular riddle version was posted on Twitter by dad jokes on May 1, 2018:
 
Q: What do you call a drunk wall?
A: Plastered.

   
       
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Matthew Tse
@mwdtse
Did you hear about the drunk wall? It was plastered.
1:11 PM - 30 Mar 2015
   
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✨Brittney ✨
@BrittneyNChrist
What did the drunk wall say to his buddy? I’m plastered.
4:06 PM - 20 Feb 2016
   
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dad jokes
@dadtellsjokes
What do you call a drunk wall? Plastered
10:49 AM - 1 May 2018
   
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Shannon Black
@shannonblack995
#Borrowed” joke of the day What do you call a drunk wall? Plastered!!! HA !!!! PLASTERED !!!! GET IT 😊 LOL LMAO BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! youre Welcome ! Teeheehee!
10:53 AM - 1 May 2018
   
Twitter
dad jokes
@dadtellsjokes
What do you call a drunk wall? Plastered
10:49 AM - 5 May 2018
 
Facebook
PakaIu Papito
May 11, 2018 ·
What do you call a drunk wall?
Plastered
 
Twitter
dad jokes
@dadtellsjokes
What do you call a drunk wall? Plastered
10:49 AM - 16 Jul 2018