“What do you call a cow with five legs?”/“Rare.”

Popular cow riddles are:
       
“What do you call a cow with no legs?”/“Ground beef.”
“What do you call a cow with one leg?”/“Steak.”
“What do you call a cow with two legs?”/“Your mom.”
“What do you call a cow with two/three legs?”/“Lean beef.”
“What do you call a cow with three legs?”/“Tri-tip.”
       
“What do you call a cow with FIVE legs? Rare” was posted on Facebook on June 20, 2012.
 
   
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Certified Angus Beef ® brand
June 20, 2012 ·
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef
What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef
What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri-tip
What do you call a cow with FIVE legs? Rare.
 
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@lovesarahnade
What do you call a cow with 5 legs?
Rare
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
11:45 PM - 3 Apr 2013
     
Twitter
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@justgianina
WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW WITH FIVE LEGS?!
RARE. 🐮
9:40 PM - 21 Aug 2013
 
Twitter
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@xoxo_gabigail
“What do you call a cow with 5 legs?
Rare”
5:03 AM - 14 Jun 2014
 
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alex ryan‏
@gayandfuckinsad
#PapaJ100Kfollowspree what do you call a cow with five legs? A rare genetic moo-tation
9:58 PM - 18 Jul 2015
 
Reddit—Jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
submitted July 28, 2015 by bloodthorn1990
Ground Beef
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OldGamesForAmiibos
What do you call a cow with 5 legs?
Rare
 
Reddit—Jokes
What do you call a cow with five legs?
submitted November 22, 2016 by 09astro27nm
Rare.