“What do you call a cheap vampire?”/“Discount Dracula.”
Count Dracula (the title character of Bram Stoker’s 1897 gothic horror novel Dracula) has nothing to do with discounts, but there are jokes.
“The cheapest vampire? Dis-Count Dracula” was posted on Twitter by adam harrison on October 1, 2011. “What do you call a #cheap #dracula? -DisCount Dracula” was posted on Twitter by Vishal Hazare on October 2, 2011. “What do you call a cheap vampire? .......DISCOUNT DRACULA” was posted on Twitter by Dwayne on May 23, 2013. “What do you call a cheap vampire? Discount Dracula. #HeyOhhh” was posted on Twitter by Shaw on January 8, 2014.
“Q. What do you call a Dracula on a sale? A. disCount Dracula” was posted on Twitter by Pranav Sapra on October 23, 2012. “What do you call a vampire on sale? Discount Dracula” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on May 25, 2020. “What do you call a vampire on sale? Discount Dracula” was posted on Twitter by Vickie Roark on September 3, 2020. “What do you call a vampire on sale Discount Dracula” was posted on Twitter by 𝐹𝓁𝓇𝒾𝒶𝓃 on September 4, 2020.
“What do you call a coupon-using vampire? Discount” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on November 27, 2021. “What do you call a vampire who does his shopping on Black Friday? Dis-Count. #Dadjoke” was posted on Twitter by The Dad Joke Man later on November 27, 2021.
Wikipedia: Count Dracula
Count Dracula (/ˈdrækjʊlə, -jələ/) is the title character of Bram Stoker’s 1897 gothic horror novel Dracula. He is considered to be both the prototypical and the archetypal vampire in subsequent works of fiction. Some aspects of the character are believed to have been inspired by the 15th-century Wallachian Prince Vlad the Impaler, who was also known as Dracula, and by Sir Henry Irving, an actor for whom Stoker was a personal assistant.
One of Dracula’s most iconic powers is his ability to turn others into vampires by biting them and infecting them with the vampiric disease
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adam harrison
@acidadam
The cheapest vampire? Dis-Count Dracula.
2:25 PM · Oct 1, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
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Vishal Hazare
@visualhazard
What do you call a #cheap #dracula? -DisCount Dracula
1:19 PM · Oct 2, 2011·Mobile Web
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jamonthirteen
@jamonthirteen
Q: What do you call a vampire who sells goods at cheap prices? A: Discount Dracula! #HalloweenJokes
7:26 PM · Oct 27, 2011·Favstar.FM
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Pranav Sapra
@pranavsapra
Q. What do you call a Dracula on a sale? A. disCount Dracula.
8:46 AM · Oct 23, 2012·Twitter Web Client
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snailor_slugnick
@mayor_hutnick
What do you call a Jewish vampire? Discount Dracula
12:30 PM · Nov 4, 2012·Twitter for Android
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Dwayne
@Dwayne_Artry
What do you call a cheap vampire? .......DISCOUNT DRACULA #DwaynesJokes
9:50 AM · May 23, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Shaw
@RadioShawShaw
What do you call a cheap vampire? Discount Dracula. #HeyOhhh
5:12 PM · Jan 8, 2014·Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Short Bloke Josh!
@ShortBlokeJosh
Q. What do you call a vampire who sells his services for up to 50% off recommended retail price?
A. DisCount Dracula..
#JoshJoke #LameJoke
6:38 PM · Jun 9, 2016·Facebook
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Radek
@gamebowski
What do you call a vampire who likes saving money? ... Discount Dracula!
3:38 PM · Aug 11, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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juice munchy
@WONDERHOIjuice
What do you call a vampire at a second hand store
Discount Dracula
4:03 PM · Sep 12, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Suppandi
@Suppandi
“What do you call someone who dresses up in a cheap vampire costume?
Dis-count Dracula.”
1:30 AM · Dec 11, 2018·TweetDeck
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Epic
@EpicQuiet
Halloween joke follow…
What do you call a bargain basement vampire?
Discount Dracula.
8:15 PM · Oct 1, 2019·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Heylookabooger May 25, 2020
What do you call a vampire on sale?
Discount Dracula.
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Batcat
@BatcatZA
What do you call Bram Stoker’s novel when it’s on sale?
Discount Dracula.
9:32 AM · Jul 25, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Vickie Roark
@seven4liberty
What do you call a vampire on sale?
Discount Dracula.
10:35 PM · Sep 3, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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𝐹𝓁𝓇𝒾𝒶𝓃
@florian_karpo
Replying to @pix3lboy
What do you call a vampire on sale?
Discount Dracula.
5:28 AM · Sep 4, 2020·Twitter Web App
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𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘺𝘭𝘰
@notquitegreylo
Replying to @jeenonamit
What do you call a vampire on sale?
Discount Dracula.
(Wish I could be sorry about that one. I’m not.)
9:09 PM · Sep 29, 2020·Twitter Web App
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𝘟𝘢𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘴
@crookedfang
What do you call a vampire on sale?
Discount Dracula
2:55 PM · Oct 9, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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luján
@prettyykou
Replying to @chfkyu
What do you call a vampire on sale?
Discount Dracula.
10:26 PM · May 3, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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John Collins
@HolyDalek
What do you call a cheap vampire?
Discount Dracula.
4:24 PM · Jun 29, 2021·Twitter Web App
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It’s Time!
@Qbenomics
Replying to @pennylane69420
What do you call a vampire that will only buy something if it’s on sale?
disCOUNT DRACULA
1:13 PM · Oct 24, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Connor McSpadden
@connormcspadden
Who’s the stingiest vampire?
Dis-Count Dracula!
#SpookyJokes4Kids
4:45 PM · Oct 26, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Mr. Silverbutton
@MrSilverbutton
Replying to @BudgetCommander
What would you call a vampire on sale? A dis-Count Dracula
4:55 PM · Nov 9, 2021·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/CapnFlam November 27, 2021
What do you call a coupon-using vampire?
Discount.
(My daughter just came up with that and is quite proud).
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navyson2001
They’re suckers for deals
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A Learner
@aryxn_ex
What do you call a coupon-using vampire?
Discount.
#lamejokes #jokes #vampire #Sales
3:17 PM · Nov 27, 2021·Twitter Web App
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The Dad Joke Man
@DadJokeMan
What do you call a vampire who does his shopping on Black Friday?
Dis-Count.
#Dadjoke
3:47 PM · Nov 27, 2021·Twitter for iPhone