“What do I know about bonsai trees? Very little”

Bonsai trees are small. A joke is was posted on Twitter by Dave Roberts on October 21, 2013:
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“What do I know about bonsai trees? Very little.”
   
     
Wikipedia: Bonsai
Bonsai (Japanese: 盆栽, lit. ‘tray planting’, is the Japanese pronunciation of the Sino-Japanese word “盆栽”. It is an Asian art form using cultivation techniques to produce small trees in containers that mimic the shape and scale of full size trees. Similar practices exist in East Asian cultures, including the Chinese tradition of penzai from which the Japanese version Bonsai originated, and the derivative miniature living landscapes of Vietnamese Hòn Non Bộ. The Japanese tradition dates back over a thousand years.
     
Twitter
Dave Roberts
@hi_robb
What do I know about bonsai trees?
Very little…
6:18 PM - 21 Oct 2013
   
Twitter
Dave Roberts
@hi_robb
What do I know about bonsai trees?
Very little…
12:58 PM - 1 Jun 2014
     
Twitter
Howler
@HowlerCo
What do I know about bonsai trees? Very little.
@hi_robb 🌳😂
http://howler.co/joke/42377
10:55 AM - 17 May 2016
   
Twitter
Gregg in t’north
@500Knots_of_Fog
What do I know about bonsai trees?
Very little…
6:33 PM - 3 Mar 2018
 
Twitter
🤣 The Dad Joke Man 😉
@DadJokeMan
What do I know about bonsai trees ?
Very little.
2:19 PM - 7 May 2019
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/rumblefish65 May 8, 2019
What do I know about bonsai trees?
Very little. (Edit: wow! Silver, gold, and platinum! Thanks, anonymous Redditor(s). And six (6!) upvotes!)
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