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“You’re my better half” shouldn’t be confused with “you’re my butter half,” but there are jokes.

“what did the skim milk say to the cream? ‘You’re my butter half’” was posted on Twitter by Pun On My Face on May 6, 2013. “What did one side of the toast say to the other? You’re my butter half” was posted on Twitter by Matt Shirley on June 22, 2015.

“What did the toast say to the butter on Valentine’s Day? You’re my butter half!” was posted on Twitter by Lionel Gilmore on February 5, 2018. “What did the toast say to the butter on Valentine’s Day? You’re my butter half!” was posted on Twitter by Nancy Johnson on February 8, 2018.

“What did the bread say to the butter? You’re my butter half” was posted on Twitter by alyssa on March 1, 2018. “What did the bread say to the butter? You’re my butter half. #LaughoftheDay” was posted on Twitter by Jimmy RevJim Olsen on March 7, 2021.

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Pun On My Face
@PunOnMyFace
what did the skim milk say to the cream? “You’re my butter half” #icantgetpasteurize #youmakememelt
12:13 PM · May 6, 2013·Twitter Web Client

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Matt Shirley
@mattsurely
What did one side of the toast say to the other?
You’re my butter half.
7:38 PM · Jun 22, 2015·Twitter Web Client

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thea thermopolis ☾
@T_Alicen
what did the slice of toast say to the stick of butter?
“you’re my butter half.” :’)
1:57 PM · Aug 15, 2015·Twitter for iPhone

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Patricia Gapay
@patriciagapay
What did the butter say to his wife? You’re my butter-half #SmartJumpInDanceOff3 #JumpInCSAM
10:25 AM · Oct 28, 2015·Twitter for iPhone

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marcie helen
@marciesobol
aye what did one butter say to the other buttter?....you’re my butter half
9:54 PM · Oct 11, 2016 from Texas, USA·Twitter for iPhone

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Lionel Gilmore
@lg16spear
@LarissaR_IFBB here’s a Valentine’s Day joke for you: What did the toast say to the butter on Valentine’s Day? You’re my butter half!
2:02 PM · Feb 5, 2018·Twitter Web Client

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Nancy Johnson
@NancyJohnson937
What did the toast say to the butter on Valentine’s Day? You’re my butter half! #ValentinesDay2018 #NancyTellsAJoke
6:24 AM · Feb 8, 2018·Twitter Web Client

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Teertharaj chagari
@teerthya33
Q: What did the toast say to the butter on
Valentine ’s Day?
A: You’re my butter half!
2:18 PM · Feb 13, 2018·Twitter for Android

14 February 2018, Shenzhen (China) Daily, “Jokes of the Week,” pg. ?:
Q: What did the toast say to the butter on Valentine’s Day?
A: You’re my butter half!

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alyssa
@alysssa_yo
@NW_SAC What did the bread say to the butter? You’re my butter half
9:04 PM · Mar 1, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

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FamilyCore
@family_core
Q: What did the toast say to the butter on Valentine’s Day?
A: You’re my butter half!
12:50 PM · Feb 8, 2019·Hootsuite Inc.

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Huddle House
@huddlehousepa
What did the pancake say to the butter? You’re my butter half!
8:08 AM · Aug 19, 2019·Main Street Hub

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Time2Dine
@time2dineuk
What did the bread say to the butter?
You’re my butter half!
GIF
4:44 PM · Sep 11, 2019·Buffer

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GuinnessDog
@GuinnessDog
Happy Valentine’s Day.
What did the toast say to the butter on Valentine’s Day?
You’re my butter half!
5:58 AM · Feb 14, 2020 from Maryland, USA·Twitter for iPhone

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Vinay
@camvinay
What did the toast say to the butter on Valentine’s Day?
You’re my butter half!
Happy Valentines Day, friends!
12:33 PM · Feb 14, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

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GNolan
@GNolan01
What did the bread say to the butter? You’re my butter half.
5:01 PM · Mar 7, 2021·Twitter Web App

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Jimmy RevJim Olsen
@mybuddyjimmy
What did the bread say to the butter? You’re my butter half. #LaughoftheDay
6:21 PM · Mar 7, 2021 from Des Moines, IA·Twitter for iPhone

“What did the toast say to the butter on Valentine’s Day?”/“‘You’re my butter half.’”