"What did the router say to the…

Internet Protocol (IP) sounds like “I pee,” and, of course, there are jokes.

“What Did The Modem Say To The Doctor When He Wasnt Feeling Well?: It hurts when IP” was posted on Twitter by Router on November 2, 2010. “What did the wireless router say when he went to the doctor? “It hurts when IP.” #NerdJoke” was posted on Twitter by Bree Schmidt on November 20, 2010. “What did the router say to the doctor? It hurts when IP” was posted on Reddit—ProgrammerHumor on October 5, 2015.

“What did the internet connection say as it went to the toilet? IP” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on December 28, 2020.

Wikipedia: Internet Protocol
The Internet Protocol (IP) is the principal communications protocol in the Internet protocol suite for relaying datagrams across network boundaries. Its routing function enables internetworking, and essentially establishes the Internet.

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Router
@RouterIng
What Did The Modem Say To The Doctor When He Wasnt Feeling Well?: It hurts when IP
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What The Heck Is… http://bit.ly/9HEH67
11:39 AM · Nov 2, 2010·twitterfeed

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Bree Schmidt
@B_Schmidt
— What did the wireless router say when he went to the doctor? “It hurts when IP.” #NerdJoke
1:43 PM · Nov 20, 2010·Twitter for iPhone

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Chernoh Kamara
@DutchDaddy19
RT @AllSeeingAyo what did the modem say to the router? it hurts when IP..haaa
10:54 PM · Feb 2, 2011·Twitter Web Client

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James Bannan
@jamesbannan
Replying to @adamkeily
@adamkeily @GiantGuineaPig “Q: What did the network engineer say when he’d had too many beers? A; IP” #dotcomedy
5:51 PM · Feb 16, 2011·MetroTwit

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Boh bol
@owtkkast
Time for a #NerdJoke… What did the router say to the doctor? ... It hurts when IP… #Rimshot
11:55 PM · Jun 8, 2011·Twitter Web Client

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pea-brained chambermaid
@louisewit
What did the router say to the doctor? IT HURTS WHEN IP!!!!!!!!!
3:26 PM · Jan 30, 2012·Twitter SMS

Reddit—ProgrammerHumor
Posted by u/dariusweb October 5, 2015
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Mudpucket1969 May 4, 2018
What did the router say to the doctor?
“It hurts when ip.”

Google Books
Title What Did the Router Say to the Doctor?: A Software Engineer Bullet Journal
Author Gregory Publishing
Publisher Independently Published, 2020
ISBN 9798681485223
Length 200 pages

Twitter
happy hack bot!
@pearlbotnc
what did the router say to the doctor?
it hurts when IP
3:45 AM · Dec 28, 2020·Cheap Bots, Done Quick!

Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/FatBoySlimmish December 28, 2020
What did the internet connection say as it went to the toilet?
IP
COMMENTS
PerfectlyWorthwhile
What did the letter T say as it looked at the internet connection on the toilet?
TCP
linknt01
What did the network engineer say to the liquid leaving the internet connections body?
UDP

“What did the router say to the doctor?”/“It hurts when IP.”