“What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?”/“He wiped his ass.”
A cannibalism riddle is:
Q: What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his ass.
The joke was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on October 1, 1993.
Google Groups: rec.humor
CANNIBAL
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10/1/93
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass!
Google Groups: soc.culture.hawaii
The Cannibalism Post…
John Long
5/9/96
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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass.
Google Books
Offensively Gross Jokes
By Julius Alvin
New York, NY: Kensington Pub.
2000
Pg. 29:
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
Twitter
scott_hurst
@scott_hurst
Replying to @rebeccawatson
@rebeccawatson Q. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?A. Wiped his ass.
2:33 PM - 14 Nov 2008
Google Books
The Mammoth Book of One-Liners
Edited by Geoff Tibballs
London, UK: Constable & Robinson Ltd.
2012
Pg. ?:
What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
He wipes his ass.
Me.Me
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Reddit—MeanJokes
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? (self.MeanJokes)
submitted July 2, 2017 by Axe_Smash
He wiped his ass.
Reddit—Jokes
What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
submitted August 12, 2017 by amotekun
Wiped his ass.