“What do you get if you cross a dinosaur and a pig?”/“Jurassic Pork.”
Jurassic Park (a 1993 American science fiction adventure film about a team of genetic scientists who create a wildlife park of de-extinct dinosaurs) shouldn’t be confused with “Jurassic Pork,” but there are jokes.
“What will you get if you cross a pig and a dinosaur? Jurassic pork!” was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on September 15, 1993. “What do you get if you cross a dinosaur and a pig? Jurassic Pork!” was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on December 10, 1996.
“What do you call a dinosuar wrapped in bacon? Jurassic Pork” was posted on Facebook by Tuggeranong Dad Jokes · Geoff Williams on November 4, 2015. “What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur? Jurassic Pork!” was posted on Facebook by Kenny Garcia on July 15, 2017. “What do you get when a dinosaur mates with a pig? Jurassic Pork” was posted on X/Twitter by Unlimited Virals on January 6, 2018. “What do you call dinosaur meat wrapped in bacon? Jurassic Pork” was posted on X/Twitter by Puns AndOneliners on April 8, 2018.
“What were restaurants called during the Jurassic?”/“Diner-saurs” is a related joke.
Wikipedia: Jurassic Park
Jurassic Park is a 1993 American science fiction adventure film directed by Steven Spielberg and written by Michael Crichton and David Koepp, based on Crichton’s 1990 novel. Starring Sam Neill, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum, and Richard Attenborough, the film is set on the fictional island of Isla Nublar near Costa Rica, where wealthy businessman John Hammond (Attenborough) and a team of genetic scientists have created a wildlife park of de-extinct dinosaurs. When industrial sabotage leads to a catastrophic shutdown of the park’s power facilities and security precautions, a small group of visitors struggle to survive and escape the now perilous island.
Google Groups: rec.humor
WANTED: any “what do you get(cross a+b)?” jokes
Tony Konashenok
Sep 15, 1993, 3:42:35 AM
(...)
What will you get if you cross a pig and a dinosaur?
Jurassic pork!
Google Groups: rec.humor
Dinosaur Jokes
Richard J. Standing
Dec 10, 1996, 3:00:00 AM
(...)
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur and a pig?
Jurassic Pork!
Google Groups: alt.tasteless.jokes
Loadsa Jokes In Here !!
The Phantom
Feb 16, 1997, 3:00:00 AM
(...)
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork
X/Twitter
Shaun Mc-Kay
@Shaunyboy12
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
A: Jurassic pork. lolololololol
6:08 AM · Aug 3, 2009
X/Twitter
Michael Moore
@Moore9_Michael
What would you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?.....Jurassic Pork :p heard that at work today :p #mademelaugh
12:30 PM · Dec 19, 2012
Reddit—Puns
LucarioSkywalker—August 29, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a pig?
Jurassic Pork
Reddit—Dadjokes
NealSr—September 28, 2015
What do you get when you cross dinosaur DNA with Pig DNA?
Tyrana-ShortRibs Rex. It’s a close relative of the VelSausage Raptor.
Basically all of them become Swine-o-saurs.
You can find them at Jurassic Pork.
Facebook
Tuggeranong Dad Jokes ·
Geoff Williams ·
November 4, 2015 at 4:20 AM ·
What do you call a dinosuar wrapped in bacon?
Jurassic Pork
X/Twitter
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@ichbinsammy_
@superfoodjunk what do you call a dinosaur wrapped in bacon? Jurassic pork 😉
2:31 PM · Nov 16, 2015
X/Twitter
soso so you know so💕
@itssophiaa
“what do you call a dinosaur wrapped in bacon?... Jurassic pork!!!!” -isis
2:55 PM · Dec 12, 2015
Facebook
Ome Made
February 16, 2016 at 2:05 AM ·
What do you call a dinosaur wrapped in bacon?
Jurassic Pork!
Facebook
Almaden Neighborhood Church
May 16, 2016 at 4:24 PM ·
From “Farmer Larry Loves the Lord” play.
Joke time: What do get when you cross a dinosaur and pig? Jurassic Pork!
X/Twitter
Kiara R.🌻🌿
@KiaraR_531
What do you call a Dinasour wrapped in bacon?!?!
Jurassic pork! 😂😂
Guy Fieri is too much!!! 😂😂
8:09 PM · Mar 5, 2017
Reddit—Jokes
C-XD—March 5, 2017
What do you call a dinosaur wrapped in bacon?
Jurassic Pork.
Facebook
Kenny Garcia
July 15, 2017 at 12:03 PM ·
What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur?
.
Jurassic Pork!
X/Twitter
Unlimited Virals
@UnlimitedVirals
What do you get when a dinosaur mates with a pig?
Jurassic Pork
11:19 PM · Jan 6, 2018
X/Twitter
PUNS
@ThePunnyWorld
What do you get when a dinosaur mates with a pig?
Jurassic Pork
7:18 AM · Jan 9, 2018
X/Twitter
PUNS
@ThePunnyWorld
What do you get when a dinosaur mates with a pig?
Jurassic Pork
7:18 AM · Mar 16, 2018
X/Twitter
Puns AndOneliners
@punsandoneliner
What do you call dinosaur meat wrapped in bacon? Jurassic Pork.
http://markhaggan.com/randomness/bacon-jokes/ http://markhaggan.com/randomness/bacon-jokes/
4:00 PM · Apr 8, 2018
Facebook
The Punitentiary
Michael Carlson ·
May 1, 2018 at 11:25 AM ·
What do you call bacon-wrapped dinosaur?
Jurassic Pork
Reddit—Dadjokes
NAHchoCHEEESE—June 30, 2018
What do you call a dinosaur covered in bacon?
Jurassic pork!
Facebook
GoneBurger
October 11, 2019 at 4:07 PM ·
What do you call dinosaur meat wrapped in bacon? Jurassic Pork. Seriously…?
Be it for your pun or for your bun…the answer is always BACON…indulge yourself in our AMERICAN burger that is full of bacon and beef and cheese !!
Reddit—FoodPorn
st4rbucksandme
August 19, 2020
Bacon jam… When you go to Jurassic Pork, one of the notable must-eat meals is dinosaur meat wrapped in bacon.
Reddit—Jokes
Greennoah33—November 20, 2020
What do you get when you cross a pig and a dinosaur?
Jurassic Pork.
X/Twitter
Puns AndOneliners
@punsandoneliner
What do you call dinosaur meat wrapped in bacon? Jurassic Pork.
https://punsandoneliners.com/randomness/bacon-jokes/ #Bacon #BaconJokes #Joke #Humour
From punsandoneliners.com
10:00 AM · Jul 9, 2023
X/Twitter
Any Hour Services
@AnyhourServices
What do you call a dinosaur wrapped in bacon? …… Jurassic Pork 🦖🦕
One of our managers, Nick, cooked breakfast for our electricians and Fleet & Inventory.
Comment below your favorite bacon joke👇🥓👇🥓
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11:45 AM · Jul 13, 2023
LaffGaff
Dinosaur Meat
December 22, 2025 by LaffGaff
What do you call dinosaur meat wrapped in bacon?
Jurassic Pork.
Bluesky
Nicnac
@nicnac666.bsky.social
Daily funny
What do you call dinosaur meat wrapped in bacon?
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9:15 AM · Dec 22, 2025