“What do you buy for a bagel who has everything”
“What do you get for a person who has everything?” is a birthday and Christmas gift dilemma for many people. The “everything bagel” is sometimes added to make this phrase a joke.
“What do you give the bagel that has ‘everything’?” was posted on X/Twitter by @drj on April 16, 2008. “What do you get for the bagel that has everything?” was posted on X/Twitter by Hoptical Illusion on May 11, 2010.
“What do you buy for the bagel who has everything?” was posted on X/Twitter by Tim Hardaway III (no relation) on June 16, 2025. “What do you buy for a bagel who has everything” was posted on X/Twitter by ppigg on June 17, 2025, and this received over 21,000 likes.
Wikipedia: Everything bagel
An everything bagel is a type of bagel baked with a mix of toppings. The exact ingredients vary,[2][3] but recipes often include garlic flakes, onion flakes, poppy seeds, sesame seeds and kosher salt. The bagels are made with regular dough, and the name is independent of additional fillings such as cream cheese.
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@drj
@drj
@simplebits What do you give the bagel that has “everything”?
9:23 AM · Apr 16, 2008
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Hoptical Illusion
@OutOfTheBrew
What do you get for the bagel that has everything?
11:00 AM · May 11, 2010
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Justin Gavalla
November 11, 2010 at 9:12 AM ·
: What do you get for the bagel that has everything?
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Storm Roberts
November 12, 2010 at 5:54 AM ·
What do you get for the bagel that has everything?
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Mormo Thomas
January 1, 2012 at 8:01 PM ·
What does one get for the bagel that has everything?
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Anais Kiczula
March 31, 2016 at 1:53 PM ·
What do you get for the bagel that has everything?
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Cara Bovitz ·
June 6, 2021 at 6:03 PM ·
What do you get for a bagel that has everything? 🥯🤷🏻♀️😂
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Jeff Toenail
November 6, 2021 at 9:20 AM ·
What do you get for a bagel that already has everything?
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Donald Morris
November 17, 2021 at 5:51 AM ·
What do you get for the bagel that has everything?
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Jim Hunt
October 9, 2024 at 10:16 AM ·
What do you get for the bagel 🥯 that has everything?
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Tim Hardaway III (no relation)
@bickle_meter
What do you buy for the bagel who has everything?
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ppigg
@s4m31p4n
Jun 15
7:04 PM · Jun 16, 2025
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ppigg
@s4m31p4n
What do you buy for a bagel who has everything
12:55 AM · Jun 17, 2025
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Soljk
@Soljkkk
What do you buy for a bagel who has everything
7:58 AM · Jun 18, 2025
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ric flame
@ricflameislame
what do you buy for the bagel that has everything?
11:44 AM · Jun 19, 2025
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HodgeLover69
@HardEdgeHodge
What do you get for a bagel who has everything?
9:06 AM · Jun 21, 2025
Bluesky
Anna 🇦🇲
@akmuffin.bsky.social
What does one get a bagel that has everything?
July 10, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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tex
@texmeplease
*shopping for bagel’s birthday*
what do you get for the bagel who has everything
10:06 AM · Aug 31, 2025