“We’re looking for someone who is responsible..” (joke).

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Posted by u/M0ng078 May 19, 2020
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”
“Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”