“We are about 3 weeks away from knowing everyone’s true hair color” (pandemic joke)

The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak became a pandemic. Many people weren’t able to visit hair salons.
 
“Saw this on insta and it’s the FACTS: we’re about 3 weeks away from knowing everyone’s true hair color” was posted on Twitter by WitcherBitch on March 16, 2020. “One of my friends just posted a meme over on FB: ‘We’re about 3 weeks away from knowing everyone’s true hair color’” was posted on Twitter by “Alicia Anne Creger is Rewriting…Again…” on March 17, 2020.
   
“I’ve noticed a lot of you are not posting selfies anymore since the beauty salons have closed” and “Nail Salons-Closed. Hair Salons-Closed. Lash Salons-Closed. It’s about to get real ugly out here” are related jokes/quotes.
   
     
Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak is an ongoing global outbreak of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) caused by the SARS coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). The disease was first identified in Wuhan, Hubei, China on 1 December 2019, spreading to every province-level administrative division of the country by 29 January 2020. On 30 January, the World Health Organization declared the outbreak a Public Health Emergency of International Concern following an increase in the number of cases outside China.
         
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WitcherBitch
@WitcherBitch100
saw this on insta and it’s the FACTS: we’re about 3 weeks away from knowing everyone’s true hair color bitch i’ve had to postpone 2x already. my roots AND some damn grey are coming in for f’ks sake. i’m gonna look like Pile of pooby the time i get in to get my hair done.
8:42 PM · Mar 16, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
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Elyse Salpeter
@elysesalpeter
We are about 3 weeks away from knowing everyone’s true hair color
9:05 AM · Mar 17, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Alicia Anne Creger is Rewriting…Again…
@alioop326
Replying to @MelissaG1954 and @HABlackwood7
One of my friends just posted a meme over on FB:
“We’re about 3 weeks away from knowing everyone’s true hair color.”
1:07 PM · Mar 17, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
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March 17, 2020
We are about 3 weeks away from knowing everyone’s true hair color
 
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KeepCalmAndDrawl
@FormerlyFormer
Sis just told me (she stole it from somewhere or other)
”We are about 3 weeks away from knowing everyone’s true hair color”
8:04 PM · Mar 17, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
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‎Lory S. Bradford‎ to Funny Quotes,Pictures and Sayings
March 17, 2020
We are about 3 weeks away from knowing everyone’s true hair color
 
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Brian Sack
@brian_sack
“We are three weeks away from knowing everyone’s true hair color.” - someone on my wife’s Polish FB group.
9:39 AM · Mar 18, 2020·Twitter for iPad
 
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Nancy K
@nak_mkw
Replying to @ananavarro
We’re just 3-4 weeks away from knowing everyone’s true hair color
1:00 PM · Mar 18, 2020·Twitter for iPhone