Uniscuit or Monoscuit (similar to “biscuit” and “Triscuit”)
“Biscuit” and “Triscuit” exist, but there is no “uniscuit” (or “monoscuit”). “Quadscuit” (or “Quadriscuit”) has been suggested to follow Triscuit.
”> >Biscuit??? > Triscuit?? Quadriscuit!” was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor.oracle.d on May 30, 1999. “Monoscuit” was posted on the newsgroup alt.fan.cecil-adams on September 5, 2001. “no uniscuit or quadscuit?” was posted on the newsgroup rec.sport.pro-wrestling on November 21, 2008.
“Shouldn’t the Triscuit be an ordinary biscuit only bigger? Like 150% bigger? And what of the uniscuit? Is it simply lost to the ages?” was posted on Twitter by David Jayne on December 10, 2008. “if theres biscuits and triscuits, shouldnt there be uniscuits? did the developers get excited and skip a step?” was posted on Twitter by Jordan Vance on April 12, 2009. “My son Hayden asks: if there’s a biscuit and a triscuit, why not a uniscuit or a quadscuit?” was posted on Twitter by Christina BakerKline on August 14, 2009. “Eating Triscuit snacks. This morning I ate a biscuit. Is there no monoscuit or quadriscuit? Sextiscuit??” was posted on Twitter by Blake Patterson on December 24, 2009. “Uniscuit, Biscuit, Triscuit, Quadscuit? #foodevolution” was posted on Twitter by Charles Burns on June 14, 2010.
“If there are biscuits and triscuits, are there monoscuits and quadscuits?” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on December 19, 2014. “If there’s a biscuit, and then a triscuit, is there also a uniscuit? 🤔” was posted on Twitter by 🌺🌙 Luna 🌙🌺 on April 23, 2018. “The existence of biscuits and triscuits implies the existence of a monoscuit” was posted on Twitter by Madison Steinman on November 18, 2018. “The existence of triscuits and biscuits implies the existence of an elusive ‘uniscuit’” was posted on Twitter by Keaton Brandt on March 7, 2019. “The existence of a triscuit and a biscuit imply the existence of a quadriscuit” was posted on Twitter by ribosome chrome on June 18, 2019. “Triscuit and biscuit imply the existence of a uniscuit” was posted on Twitter by 🅳🆁🅸🅻 🅽🆈🅴 the reply guy on July 11, 2019.
Wikipedia: Biscuit
A biscuit is a flour-based baked and shaped food product. In most countries biscuits are typically hard, flat, and unleavened. They are usually sweet and may be made with sugar, chocolate, icing, jam, ginger, or cinnamon. They can also be savoury, similar to crackers. Biscuit may also refer to hard flour-based baked animal feed, as with dog biscuit.
In most of North America, nearly all hard sweet biscuits are called “cookies”, while the term “biscuit” is used for a soft, leavened quick bread similar to a scone - see biscuit (bread).
Wikipedia: Triscuit
Triscuit is a brand name of snack crackers, which take the form of square baked whole wheat wafers. They were invented in 1900, a patent was granted in 1902, and the Shredded Wheat Company in Niagara Falls, New York, began production the next year.
Google Groups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Internet Oracularities Digest #1097
Jim Evans
May 30, 1999, 3:00:00 AM
On Sun, 30 May 1999, Andrew Comeau wrote:
> Lars Clausen wrote in message ...
> >On Sat, 29 May 1999, .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) wrote:
> >> Lars Clausen wrote in message ...
> >> [excise]
> >>>>>GUSSET!
> >>>> Um… Sprocket?
> >>>Casket!
> >> Brisket?!?!
> >Biscuit???
> Triscuit??
Quadriscuit!
Google Groups: alt.fan.cecil-adams
Products that (apparently) failed
Jerry Bauer
Sep 5, 2001, 1:18:58 AM
(...)
. monoscuit
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The concept of a biscuit
F~A~R~V~A: The Unpwn3d Pwn3r
Nov 21, 2008, 6:32:39 PM
no uniscuit or quadscuit?
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David Jayne
@TheDavidJayne
Shouldn’t the Triscuit be an ordinary biscuit only bigger? Like 150% bigger? And what of the uniscuit? Is it simply lost to the ages?
5:51 PM · Dec 10, 2008·Twitter Web Client
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Jordan Vance
@jvnado
if theres biscuits and triscuits, shouldnt there be uniscuits? did the developers get excited and skip a step? would a uniscuit be linear?
11:08 PM · Apr 12, 2009·Twitter SMS
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Christina BakerKline
@bakerkline
My son Hayden asks: if there’s a biscuit and a triscuit, why not a uniscuit or a quadscuit?
7:50 AM · Aug 14, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Blake Patterson
@blakespot
Eating Triscuit snacks. This morning I ate a biscuit. Is there no monoscuit or quadriscuit? Sextiscuit??
6:31 PM · Dec 24, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Charles Burns
@bluetonejazz
Uniscuit, Biscuit, Triscuit, Quadscuit? #foodevolution
4:16 PM · Jun 14, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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Blake Patterson
@blakespot
Replying to @davetroy
@davetroy Aong similar lines… There’s a Triscuit, and a biscuit—where’s the uniscuit? I’m guessing an unbonded scuit is unstable.
11:50 AM · Jan 30, 2011·TweetDeck
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𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕕 𝕋𝕒𝕪𝕝𝕠𝕣
@Davidntaylor
I’d have gone for the monoscuit. Cooked only once. Genius. #apprentice
4:38 PM · Jun 29, 2011·Twitter for iPad
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Tara Emory
@taraemory
So.. I wonder.. Is a Triscuit like only 150% better than a Biscuit, but clearly twice as awesome as a Monoscuit?
9:32 PM · Oct 28, 2011·Twitter Web Client
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Johnny Unusual
@JohnnyUnusual
Wait, there’s biscuits and triscuits but… what about the uniscuit? Is that a thing?
7:45 PM · Dec 21, 2011·Twitter Web Client
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Johnny Unusual
@JohnnyUnusual
Did some research. Biscuit comes from the French for “twice cooked” which means any bread is a uniscuit. Enjoy one today.
7:47 PM · Dec 21, 2011·Twitter Web Client
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Brendan Mahoney
@brendanmahoney
We’ve got the biscuit and triscuit. Was there once a uniscuit and will there be a quadscuit?
4:42 PM · May 13, 2012 from Hartford, CT·Twitter Web Client
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@xtingu
I’m assuming the word Triscuit comes from biscuit. Bi… Tri… I wonder if there’ll ever be a Quadscuit or Sexcuit. I would eat that.
3:59 PM · Sep 30, 2012·Twitter for Android
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Marcus Olang’, ND.
@marcusolang
Break a biscuit in half, each half is called a uniscuit.
1:11 PM · Jan 22, 2013·twicca
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Geofrey Sanders
@geofrey_s
Triscuit…Biscuit…Monoscuit?
7:30 PM · Jul 12, 2013·twicca
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Sourdough Nautilus
@whitesquirrel82
Biscuit + Monoscuit = Triscuit
10:26 AM · Sep 3, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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Sourdough Nautilus
@whitesquirrel82
Biscuit + Uniscuit = Triscuit
#math
8:36 PM · Sep 5, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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shmiles
@mbooshay
Biscuit+biscuit=quadscuit. Triscuit+biscuit=quintscuit. Triscuit+Triscuit=Sextscuit. #mathisweird
9:11 PM · Jan 23, 2014·Twitter for Android
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Slide Monkey
@RocheCorp
Triscuit = Biscuit + Uniscuit (?)
5:47 PM · Jul 1, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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Rick G. Rosner
@dumbassgenius
Business fact: In addition to Triscuit, Nabisco owns trademarks on Monoscuit, Quadscuit, Quintscuit & Octoscuit.
6:57 PM · Aug 19, 2014·Twitter Web Client
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@ninjasexparty
uniscuit + uniscuit = biscuit
biscuit + uniscuit = triscuit
biscuit + biscuit = quadriscuit
biscuit + triscuit = slow down, fatty
5:05 PM · Aug 24, 2014·Twitter Web Client
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/rbrduk December 19, 2014
If there are biscuits and triscuits, are there monoscuits and quadscuits?
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cwf
@CWF_Report
CWF CAFETERIA MENU:
uniscuit
biscuit
triscuit
tetriscuit
pentiscuit
7:10 PM · Jan 5, 2015·Tweetbot for iΟS
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kiwi 🥝
@ohmaudieu
Uniscuit.
Biscuit.
Triscuit.
Quadriscuit.
Quiquascuit.
Sexascuit. (Oh that’s a good one)
Septiscuit.
Blablascuit.
12:31 PM · Jan 26, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Bsnargleplexis February 23, 2015
I bet there is a factory where Monoscuits are combined into pairs (Biscuits) and threes (Triscuits), before being released to the general public. And Monoscuits taste TERRIBLE before they are combined! This is why nobody has ever heard of Monoscuits.
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Bill Ferris
@BillFerris
Replying to @UniqueDude2
It’s for the best. The uniscuit will lead to the halfscuit, the fourthscuit, and on and on until they split the atomiscuit.
10:08 PM · Feb 19, 2017·Twitter Web Client
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@transbitch
biscuit, triscuit, quadriscuit, quintiscuit, sexcuit, septcuit, octocuit, nonacuit, dodecahedriscuit
10:52 AM · Jul 23, 2017·Twitter Web Client
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peek
@peek_pdx
what is a Uniscuit. and a quadscuit
9:11 PM · Nov 5, 2017·Twitter Web Client
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Bill Reick
@billreick
Monoscuit
Biscuit
Triscuit
Quadscuit
10:34 PM · Dec 24, 2017·Twitter Web Client
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John Shit
@naughtysecrets
I still know nothing of the “uniscuit” “monoscuit” or “scuit” as it may be
11:32 PM · Dec 15, 2017·Twitter Web Client
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CIA backed Falim gum enthusiast
@ArtBrovera
biscuit and triscuit implie the existence of the progenitor scuit: the uniscuit
4:46 PM · Mar 6, 2018·Twitter Web Client
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Gretchen McCulloch
@GretchenAMcC
“Biscuit” means “twice cooked” (“biscotti” is the same but in Italian) and “triscuit” means “thrice cooked” so a monoscuit is just… a cookie. https://twitter.com/TenderBeefsteak/status/981206094981804032
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12:55 PM · Apr 3, 2018·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/flaflashr April 4, 2018
Biscuits are commonplace, even Triscuits. But alas, the fate of the Uniscuit is shrouded in mystery
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chris wei (he/him)
@therealchriswei
monoscuits are greek (the latin would be uniscuits)
biscuits are latin (the greek would be discuits)
triscuits are either latin or greek
would u like a quadriscuit or a tetrascuit
a quintscuit or a pentascuit
a sextscuit or a hexascuit
a septascuit or a heptascuit
ok i’ll stop https://twitter.com/TenderBeefsteak/status/981206094981804032
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8:34 AM · Apr 4, 2018·Twitter Web Client
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Yea
@chameleon_toast
If there are biscuits and triscuits, is there a third cracker hidden from society called a monoscuit?
11:06 AM · Apr 5, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—ShittyScience
Posted by u/MakeTotalDestr0i April 6, 2018
If my calculations are correct, biscuits and Triscuits hint towards a mysterious third food called “monoscuits.”
Do you concur?
Seeking peer review of my theory outlined in title.
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🌺🌙 Luna 🌙🌺 (hiatusing…)
@XxLunaWarriorxX
If there’s a biscuit, and then a triscuit, is there also a uniscuit? 🤔
4:40 AM · Apr 23, 2018·Twitter Web Client
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/jckonln May 1, 2018
The biscuit and triscuit must have rendered the monoscuit obsolete.
Reddit—AskReddit
Posted by u/[deleted] May 25, 2018
If with have biscuits and we have Triscuits, why don’t we have uniscuits?
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[deleted]
Bis(as you guessed) means twice
Cuits comes from a Latin verb meaning “to cook”
So a biscuit is twice cooked.
The word for once would probably be semel, or sem
That means we’d be after semescuits and those sound oddly not edible
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Joe Bieniecki
@Bieniecki
#NationalBiscuitDay
The existence of Biscuits and Triscuits hints at the possibility of a previously unknown version called a Monoscuit…
9:03 AM · May 29, 2018·Twitter Web Client
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Grant the truculent space bumpkin
@grantthethief
Triscuit
Biscuit
Uniscuit
Nullscuit
Antiscuit
Eldritchscuit
12:42 PM · Jul 3, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Madison Steinman
@mb_steinman
The existence of biscuits and triscuits implies the existence of a monoscuit
7:15 PM · Nov 18, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Marisa🌿🤍
@marisaceeee
if there are Triscuits and biscuits, there must be a uniscuit.
10:44 AM · Jan 24, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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menthol k-cup
@xaenkytonk
Order of the universe: uniscuit, biscuit, triscuit, quadriscuit, others
12:29 PM · Feb 2, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Keaton Brandt
@KeatonTech
Replying to @cdespinosa and @cabel
The existence of triscuits and biscuits implies the existence of an elusive “uniscuit”
10:44 AM · Mar 7, 2019·Twitter for Android
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@gpike_
From the existence of triscuits and biscuits we can infer the existence of a monoscuit.
12:39 AM · Apr 10, 2019·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/gregorykoch11 April 12, 2019
There are biscuits and triscuits but no uniscuits
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/FroYo10101 April 13, 2019
There are biscuits and Triscuits, so there must also be a secret monoscuit.
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/sinsculpt
The fact that biscuits and triscuits exist hint at the possibility of the fabled “quadriscuit”
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@notnathanc
“The existence of a triscuit and a biscuit imply the existence of a quadriscuit”
12:26 AM · Jun 18, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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🅳🆁🅸🅻 🅽🆈🅴 the reply guy
@dril_nye
Triscuit and biscuit imply the existence of a uniscuit
2:06 PM · Jul 11, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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@twoqueersplay
monoscuit?
biscuit
triscuit
quadriscuit?
complete the snack sequence, cowards
8:38 PM · Jul 20, 2019·Twitter for Android
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@lriessi
monoscuit biscuit triscuit quadscuit pentascuit hexscuit heptascuit septascuit octoscuit novescuit dexascuit
7:01 PM · Aug 4, 2019·Twitter for Android
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santos l. halper
@illpod
the existence of a biscuit and a triscuit supposes both the insidious monoscuit and the legendary quadscuit
4:01 PM · Aug 23, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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like, the second letter of the alphabet
@abbeytdd
biscuits and triscuits imply the existence of a singular monoscuit ..
2:21 PM · Sep 24, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Spoon
@Spoon_Wiggle
Biscuits and Triscuits imply the existence of a Uniscuit
3:35 PM · Oct 20, 2019·Twitter Web App
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@RicardoCoche
Monoscuit
Biscuit
Triscuit
Quadscuit
Quinscuit
Sexscuit
“I’ll try the sexscuit please.”
8:08 AM · Dec 2, 2019·Twitter Web App
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@obsidianfawn
Biscuits and Triscuits imply they existence somewhere of a uniscuit.
8:37 AM · Jan 14, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Michael Margolis
@yipe
Biscuits and triscuits implies there was once a uniscuit and maybe even a quadriscuit.
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Sage Boggs
@sageboggs
· Mar 25, 2020
OK, buckle up. I wanna talk to you about Triscuit.
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1:31 AM · Mar 26, 2020 from Seattle, WA·Twitter for Android
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Andʀᴇa • ʀᴇʙᴏᴏᴛ ᴀʀᴄ
@FeoUltima
the existence of biscuit and triscuit suggests the existence of uniscuit
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Sage Boggs
@sageboggs
· Mar 25, 2020
OK, buckle up. I wanna talk to you about Triscuit.
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6:20 AM · Mar 26, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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@KNOKAFOKE
Replying to @sageboggs
But do the existence of both “Triscuit” and “Biscuit” imply the existence of a “Monoscuit?”
7:20 AM · Mar 26, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Gary Schroeder
@gary_schroeder
Replying to @hendrixart @samfox_MFA_IVC and @_MGHL
“Quadscuit” doesn’t really flow off the tongue.
9:03 AM · Mar 26, 2020·TweetDeck
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tychon
@tychon
Replying to @hottestsingles
I enjoyed the idea, but I also enjoyed the absurd idea in my head that there is an integer continuum of uniscuit, biscuit, triscuit, quadiscuit, … .
11:35 AM · Mar 26, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Really Funny Dragon
@rllyfunnydragon
The existence of a biscuit and a triscuit implys the existence of a monoscuit
1:28 AM · Jun 1, 2020·Twitter Web App
Reddit—AskReddit
Posted by u/everyting_is_taken August 17, 2020
If a biscuit is baked twice, is a triscuit baked thrice, and what exactly is a uniscuit?
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BIG SHIT BREAD ASS
@PantsChampion
Biscuit and Triscuit imply the existence of a singular uniscuit
8:13 PM · Oct 3, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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The Littlest Oaf
@J_M_Macdonald
Scuit
Biscuit
Triscuit
Quadscuit
Quintscuit
Sexscuit
Septscuit
Octoscuit
Nonascuit
Decascuit
Etc.
Why are we stuck at Triscuit?
7:57 PM · Nov 12, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Fantasia
@FantaJoseph
biscuits and triscuits impliy the existence of a uniscuit.
4:53 PM · Dec 18, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Not Halloween CornMan
@sirhobovii
there exists the biscuit, the triscuit, how long until someone invents the monoscuit, or the uniscuit?
8:51 PM · Dec 22, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Rachel
@ayoorachrach
The existence of the biscuit and the triscuit imply the existence of the uniscuit and the quadscuit
9:35 PM · Jan 6, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Mr. Business
@SuisizeMe
Monoscuit.
Biscuit.
Triscuit.
Quadriscuit.
12:18 AM · Mar 8, 2021·Twitter for Android
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i cooka da meatball
@anotherindiannb
the existence of the biscuit and triscuit imply the existence of a third, mysterious food: monoscuit
12:48 AM · Mar 24, 2021·Twitter for Android
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@MishimaKitan
i believe the correct way to count “scuit(s)” is
uniscuit
biscuits
triscuits
quatriscuits, etc.
8:50 PM · Nov 12, 2021·Twitter Web App
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Chinedu Ariahu
@Kvng_Chinedu
The existence of biscuits, as well as triscuits implies there’s not only a monoscuit, but possibly a quadriscuit. It is to this that I dedicate my remaining years to discovering and documenting.
10:54 AM · Apr 3, 2022·Twitter for Android
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@limitlessjest
The existence of biscuits and Triscuits implies the existence of an impossibly tall, buttery and fluffy uniscuit and a bone-dry, paper-thin quadscuit that is hard as a rock
6:09 PM · Apr 14, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
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rat kid
@vighncent
biscuits and triscuits imply there is a monoscuit
10:36 PM · Jun 18, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
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Farhan Mahmood
@TaintedDante
The existence of the buscuit and triscuit imply the existence of a uniscuit.
8:39 PM · Jul 3, 2022·Twitter for Android