“Two slices of bread got married. The ceremony was going quite well until someone decided to toast”

“If slices of bread got married, chaos might ensue at the wedding reception when the best man says, ‘i’d like to make a toast.’ #ScottBlick” was posted on Twitter by Allison Diaz on July 26, 2010. “Two slices of bread got married this week. It wasn’t much of a reception, except for the toast” was posted on Twitter by Bill Lagerquist on May 19, 2011. The joke is on the two different meanings of “toast.”
       
“Two slices of Bread got married. It was all going well until someone said ‘Let’s toast the Bride and Groom!!’” was posted on Twitter by Here at Last on October 2, 2019. “Two slices of bread got married, it was all going well until someone suggested they toast the bride and groom. #dadjokes” was posted on Twitter by 🚨 Ҝ𝕪ℓเ𝑒 ᒎ𝓸𝕣∂𝕒ή 🚨 on October 3, 2020. “Two slices of bread got married. The ceremony was going quite well until someone decided to toast the bride and groom” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on May 15, 2022.
   
         
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Allison Diaz
@allisonxox
If slices of bread got married, chaos might ensue at the wedding reception when the best man says, “i’d like to make a toast.” #ScottBlick
9:10 PM · Jul 26, 2010·Twitter SMS
   
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Bill Lagerquist
@BillLagerquist
Two slices of bread got married this week. It wasn’t much of a reception, except for the toast.
7:50 PM · May 19, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Steve Burton
@houstonmagician
Two pieces of bread got married. Let’s toast the happy couple.
1:51 PM · May 3, 2012·Twitter Web Client
   
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Here at Last
@DBentleyMiller
Two slices of Bread got married. It was all going well until someone said ‘Let’s toast the Bride and Groom!!’
10:49 AM · Oct 2, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
   
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🚨 Ҝ𝕪ℓเ𝑒 ᒎ𝓸𝕣∂𝕒ή 🚨
@Lavish_Fixation
Two slices of bread got married, it was all going well until someone suggested they toast the bride and groom.
#dadjokes
9:55 AM · Oct 3, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Don R. James
@DR_J52
Two slices of Bread got married, it was all going well until someone suggested they toast the Bride and Groom.
1:33 PM · Oct 3, 2020·Twitter for Android
   
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Mike Adams
@DistractionMike
Two pieces of bread got married - it was loaf at first sight - they should worry about the best man’s toast…
7:17 AM · Sep 5, 2021·Twitter Web App
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/LuvHandle May 15, 2022
Two slices of bread got married.
The ceremony was going quite well until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/hughdman
Two slices of bread got married.
The ceremony was going quite well until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.
 
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Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
Two slices of bread got married.
Everything was going great until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.
12:04 PM · Jul 2, 2022·Twitter for Android