"Two elves walk into a bar. A dwarf walks under…

“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” An elf version is:

“Two elves walk into a bar. The dwarf laughs and walks under it.”

The joke was posted on Twitter by Brian Glenn (Yuri The Fox) on August 18, 2011.

“An elf walks into a bar. A dwarf laughs then walks under it” was posted on Twitter by Gandalf Greybeard on March 18, 2012.

“Dwarf” is replaced with “hobbit” in some versions of the joke.

Twitter
Brian Glenn (Yuri The Fox)
@RPGfan83
two elves walk into a bar the dwarf laughs and walks under it…lol what a very Takei joke (@georgetakei)
2:38 PM · Aug 18, 2011·Twitter Web Client

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rocks?
@rockmastermark
So a dwarf, an elf, and a human walk into a bar…..the human says ow, the elf dodges it, and the dwarf walks under it.
3:36 PM · Feb 13, 2012·Twitter Web Client

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Gandalf Greybeard
@Evil_Gandalf
An elf walks into a bar. A dwarf laughs then walks under it. What? Not as dirty as the others? Droopy cocks.
9:07 AM · Mar 18, 2012·Twitter Web Client

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Unofficial Internet Mom
@yummy_brain
Replying to @K_L_Armstrong
@K_L_Armstrong Two elves walk into a bar, the dwarf walks under it.
1:49 PM · Oct 14, 2012·Twitter Web Client

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PvPenny
@PvPenny
Replying to @ColonyFire
@ColonyFire @ColonySoldier Wait, wait! I have one! An elf walks into a bar. The dwarf laughs and walks under it. *Badum psh*
3:47 AM · Dec 31, 2012·Twitter for Android

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‎allisa ||-// Sparkles
@rebelredpixie
An elf walks into a bar, the dwarf laughs and walks under it.
7:38 PM · Jan 14, 2013·Twitter Web Client

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steph
@ArthurWeaselbee
Two elves walked into a bar.
The dwarf laughs at them and then walks under it.
3:23 AM · Feb 12, 2014·Twitter Web Client

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Lord Hunter
@Hunter_Savoy24
Two Elves walk into a bar. A Dwarf laughs and walks under it.
#MiddleEarthHumor
11:09 PM · Apr 5, 2014·Twitter for Android

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Bethany A. Jennings
@simmeringmind
An elf walks into a bar. The dwarf laughs and walks under it.
5:04 PM · Oct 16, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—DMDadJokes
Posted by u/HappyPenguinInc August 16, 2015
Two Elves walk into a bar.
The Dwarf laughs and walks under it.

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Autobot Kíli: Mother of Botbots
@jobot935
Replying to @hellobhav
@hellobhav an Elf walks into a bar
The Dwarf laughs and walks under it.
9:00 PM · Sep 3, 2015·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—DMDadJokes
Posted by u/Adamrox12 May 27, 2018
An elf walks into a bar
A dwarf walks under it

Twitter
QT@Anon
@QTAnon1
Two elves walk into a bar
The dwarf laughs and walks under it
3:05 PM · May 20, 2020·Hootsuite Inc.

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T-RexStorm’s in a robot-dinosaur vibe™T-Rex
@ARCTIC_ST0RM
Okay so two elves walk into a bar
The dwarf laughs and walks under it
5:05 PM · Jun 18, 2020·Twitter for Android

“Two elves walk into a bar. A dwarf walks under it” (bar joke)