“Two condoms walk past a gay bar…” (joke)

To be “shit-faced” drunk is to be very drunk. A politically incorrect joke was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on May 31, 1991:
   
“These two condoms are walking down the street, and they walk by a gay bar.  One rubber looks at the other and sez ‘hey…wanna go get shit-faced?’”
 
         
Merriam-Webster Dictionary       
shit-faced
adjective
US, informal + offensive
: very drunk
 
Google Groups: rec.humor
War Jokes
Ken Seefried iii
5/31/91
(...) 
OBJoke: These two condoms are walking down the street, and they walk by a gay bar.  One rubber looks at the other and sez “hey…wanna go get shit-faced?” (as my AIDS activist friend says: “don’t be silly, wrap that willie!”)
 
Google Groups: rec.humor
Condom joke, once told by a woman…
Sidney Monteiro Jr
2/29/92
Two condoms are walk down a street when they pass by a gay bar one turns to the other and says:
“Hey, let’s get shit-faced!”
 
Google Groups: rec.humor
Bar joke
One Sick Individual
5/4/92
(...)
Two condoms are walking by a gay bar.
One turns to the other and says,“Let’s go in and get shit-faced.”
 
Google Groups: rec.humor
Gay jokes
Andreas Peukert
5/29/93
(...)
Two condoms were walking along the street, when they passed a gay bar.
The first said to the second: “Want to go in and get shit-faced?”
 
Google Groups: alt.tasteless.jokes
gay joke
Beth
3/10/94
(...)
Two condoms were walking down the street and they pass a gay bar.
One condom turns to the other and says “Do you want to go in and get shit faced?”
 
Google Groups: alt.tasteless.jokes
JOKE GAY
Chris Russell Robinson
3/1/95
(...)
Two condoms walk past a Gay bar.  One condom turns to the other and says:
“Want to go in and get shitfaced?”
 
Google Groups: alt.sports.hockey.nhl.phila-flyers
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Hong Kong Phooey
7/17/01
One looks at the other and says, “Hey, wanna go inside and get shit-faced?”
   
Google Books
Guy Walks Into A Bar…:
501 Bar Jokes, Stories, Anecdotes, Quips, Quotes, Riddles and Wisecracks
By Michael Lewis
New York, NY: Black Dog & Leventhal Publishers, Inc.
2005
Pg. 112:
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One asks the other, You wanna get shit-faced?
 
Reddit—Funny
So Two Condoms Walk By A Gay Bar… (self.funny)
submitted July 30, 2011 by Xenochri5t
One Turns To The Other And Says “Wanna Get Shitfaced?”
   
Reddit—Jokes
Two condoms walk past a gay bar
submitted November 5, 2013 by jpaspon
One says to the other “what do you say we go in there and get shit-faced?”
 
Reddit—Jokes
Two Condoms
submitted October 16, 2014 by NotNearlySRV
Two condoms walk by a gay bar. One says to the other, “Let’s go in here and get shit-faced.”
 
Reddit—Jokes
Two Condoms walk past a gay bar,
submitted January 25, 2018 by OfficialColdOnes
One turns to the other and says: “You wanna go in and get shit faced?”