Twatter (Twitter nickname)
Twitter is an American microblogging and social networking service. Many people have used the nickname “Twatter” (twat + Twitter) for both Twitter and its users.
“Is wondering if he should I feel bad about reading ‘twatter’ everytime he sees ‘twitter’” was posted on Twitter by Shawn Morrison on December 1, 2006. “New business idea: just like Twitter, but you can only use it for hooking up. We’ll call Twatter” was posted on Twitter by Rex Sorgatz on December 19, 2006.
“Twatter” was entered in the Urban Dictionary on July 30, 2008. “twatter a person who uses twitter” was entered in the Urban Dictionary on May 26, 2009.
Wikipedia: Twitter
Twitter (/ˈtwɪtər/) is an American microblogging and social networking service on which users post and interact with messages known as “tweets”. Tweets were originally restricted to 140 characters, but on November 7, 2017, this limit was doubled to 280 for all languages except Chinese, Japanese, and Korean. Registered users can post, like, and retweet tweets, but unregistered users can only read them. Users access Twitter through its website interface, through Short Message Service (SMS) or its mobile-device application software (“app”). Twitter, Inc. is based in San Francisco, California, and has more than 25 offices around the world.
Twitter was created in March 2006 by Jack Dorsey, Noah Glass, Biz Stone, and Evan Williams, launched in July of that year.
Wiktionary: twat
Noun
twat (plural twats)
1. (vulgar, slang) The vagina or vulva.
2. (Britain, New Zealand, sometimes US, offensive, vulgar, slang) A contemptible and stupid person, idiot.
Twitter
Shawn Morrison
@shawnm
is wondering if he should I feel bad about reading “twatter” everytime he sees “twitter.”
9:45 AM · Dec 1, 2006·Twitter Web Client
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Rex Sorgatz
@fimoculous
New business idea: just like Twitter, but you can only use it for hooking up. We’ll call Twatter.
1:58 PM · Dec 19, 2006·Twitter Web Client
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shannon
@sajrocks
Thinking: Is the past tense of “twitter” to “twatter”?
3:25 PM · May 23, 2007·Twitter Web Client
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Marv
@marv_p
wondering if i sound like a twat on my twitter..(twatter?)...im not really(most days)
6:21 AM · Oct 15, 2007·Twitter SMS
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Scripturient
@Scripturient
Thinking that “Twitter” might be more interesting if it was called “Twatter.”
2:37 PM · Oct 25, 2007·Twitter Web Client
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❄️ David Miller ❄️
@davegobe
Within the span of a few minutes, someone referred to Twitter as “Titter” and someone else as “Twatter.”
8:05 PM · Jan 24, 2008·Twitter Web Client
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Dan Cheek
@PuppetMstr
Topic for discussion: Twitter is only one vowel away from being Twatter.
7:32 PM · Apr 5, 2008·Twitter SMS
Urban Dictionary
Twatter
A social networking and microblogging service for the sending of “one to many” messages via SMS or a web interface.
Used by the kind of twats for whom blogs and Facebook status updates don’t offer the sheer frequency of attention they crave.
Yah, I use Twatter all the time to stay “hyper-connected” to my friends. I’m a total addict - a real Twatterer!
#twitter#tweet#facebook#blog#microblogging
by JonnyRoader July 30, 2008
Urban Dictionary
twatter
a person who uses twitter.
Oh he just twittered about waking up with bologna stuck to his chest. What a twatter.
#twat#twitter#lame#stupid#pointless
by sandercommander May 26, 2009
Urban Dictionary
Twatter
Slang term for the popular social networking site twitter.
Nick: I’m gonna see what’s happening on twatter
Chris: me too, love that site
#twitter#tweet#twat#twat town#tweeter
by Twattownusa August 21, 2011
Twitter
Steven Wood
@TotalmadmanWood
I’ve joined twitter (or twatter as some call it) just in time for the ending of the 2019 Formula One season and the #AbuDhabiGP possibly a dead rubber as it were but at least it’ll be worth the watch
#SkyF1
10:01 AM · Nov 24, 2019·Twitter Web App