“Trying to pick my favorite politician is like trying to decide which STD is just right for me”

“Trying to pick my favorite politician is like trying to decide which STD is just right for me” is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying probably originated on an ecard.
   
“Trying to pick my favorite politician is like trying to decide which STD is right for me.  Haha love that one” was posted on Twitter by Edward Reilly on October 20, 2011.“Trying to pick your favorite politician is like trying to decide which STD is just right for you…” was posted on Twitter by Unorthodox Prince on October 21, 2011. “Trying to pick my favorite politician is like trying to decide which STD is just right for me” was posted on Twitter by Sayuri Abe-Hiraishi later on October 21, 2011.
   
“Trying to pick a favorite politician is like trying to decide which STD is best for you…” was posted on Twitter by Kittana on August 14, 2012. “Trying to pick my favorite politician is like trying to determine what STD is best for me” was posted on Twitter by Taintlyn on August 16, 2012. “Trying to pick my favorite politician is like trying to decide which std would be best for me” was posted on Twitter by Mari on August 31, 2015.
   
”“Having a favorite politician is like a slave having a favorite master” is a related saying.
   
       
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Edward Reilly
@edwardreilly
Trying to pick my favorite politician is like trying to decide which STD is right for me.  Haha love that one.
4:03 PM · Oct 20, 2011·Twitter for Android
   
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Unorthodox Prince
@Tweety411
Trying to pick your favorite politician is like trying to decide which STD is just right for you…
#truth
12:28 PM · Oct 21, 2011·Echofon
   
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Sayuri Abe-Hiraishi
@sy_littlelily
“Trying to pick my favorite politician is like trying to decide which STD is just right for me.”
9:32 PM · Oct 21, 2011·Twitter Web Client
   
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Kittana
@MzDeMure
Trying to pick a favorite politician is like trying to decide which STD is best for you…
7:39 PM · Aug 14, 2012·TweetDeck
   
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Taintlyn
@dashboardjunky
Trying to pick my favorite politician is like trying to determine what STD is best for me
11:16 AM · Aug 16, 2012·Twitter Web Client
 
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Ben Norton
@BenjaminNorton
“Trying to pick my favorite politician is like trying to decide which STD is just right for me.” via @VoxProletarii
9:53 PM · May 1, 2013·Twitter Web Client
   
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Mari
@littlemissfeels
Trying to pick my favorite politician is like trying to decide which std would be best for me
5:02 PM · Aug 31, 2015 from Michigan, USA·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Sheriff Jim Wilson
@sheriffjim
THIS JUST IN: Trying to pick my favorite politician is like trying to decide which STD is best for me!!!
8:02 AM · Oct 11, 2015·Twitter Web Client
   
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Kate B
@katbow
Trying to pick my favorite politician is like trying to decide which STD is right for me. http://some.ly/S8qtHd via
@someecards
8:56 AM · Oct 12, 2015·Mobile Web
   
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Wes George
@wesgeorge
Seen in a FB meme this am: “Trying to choose my favorite politician is like trying to decide which STD would be best for me”
9:17 AM · Feb 5, 2016·TweetDeck
     
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Toriola June23
@tori_coker
Trying to pick my favorite politician is like trying to decide Which STD is best for me
8:42 AM · Jan 21, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Marcella Bercier
@BercierMarcella
Trying to pick my favorite politician is like trying to decide what STD would be best for me.
1:14 PM · Dec 17, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Avanish Chaulagai
@avanischaulagai
Trying to pick my favorite politician is like trying to decide which STD is best for me
6:45 AM · Dec 20, 2020·Twitter Web App