“Triscuits are just savory Mini-Wheats”
Frosted Mini-Wheats (a breakfast cereal) has been compared to Triscuit (a snack cracker).
“drunk epiphany: triscuits are merely shredded wheat’s savory cousin” was posted on Twitter by wordnerdery on August 15, 2009. “Triscuits are awsome. Its like a savory frosted mini-wheat w/o the frosting!” was posted on Twitter by Joan Carol Clayton on October 27, 2009. “Triscuits are the savory mini wheats, ew” was posted on Twitter by Phuong Luong on May 12, 2012. “Triscuits are just savory mini wheats” was posted on Twitter by OldFraud on May 20, 2014.
“Frosted Mini-Wheats are just breakfast Triscuits” is a related saying.
Wikipedia: Frosted Mini-Wheats
Frosted Mini-Wheats (also known as Frosted Wheats and Mini Max in the United Kingdom, Mini-Wheats! in Canada, and Toppas in certain European countries; also referred as “Mini-Wheats” in the US) is a breakfast cereal manufactured by Kellogg’s consisting of shredded wheat cereal pieces and frosting.
Wikipedia: Triscuit
Triscuit is a brand name of snack crackers produced by Nabisco, which take the form of square baked whole wheat wafers. They were invented in 1900, a patent was granted in 1902, and the Shredded Wheat Company in Niagara Falls, New York, began production the next year.
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wordnerdery
@wordnerdery
drunk epiphany: triscuits are merely shredded wheat’s savory cousin.
2:24 AM · Aug 15, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Joan Carol Clayton ♌
@Mynue_Jeens
Triscuits are awsome. Its like a savory frosted mini-wheat w/o the frosting!
10:36 PM · Oct 27, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Phuong Luong
@facetiouschild
Triscuits are the savory mini wheats, ew.
3:06 PM · May 12, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
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sleazeburger
@takeaseatbud
@jayporteous triscuits are savory mini wheats. fuckin gross. facebook me
1:11 AM · Nov 7, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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OldFraud
@BionicFraud
Triscuits are just savory mini wheats
5:53 AM · May 20, 2014·Twitter Web Client
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MicheleLisa
@michelelisa
Hmm, so triscuits are like savory mini wheats. Nice
4:26 PM · Oct 4, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/greenteach August 14, 2015
Frosted Mini Wheats are like Triscuit cereal.
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A.J.
@yourboyscoob
Triscuits are just savory, flatter Mini Wheats.
9:18 PM · Apr 13, 2016·Twitter Web Client
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Lilo
@AlexaDanyelle
Has anyone realized that triscuits are just savory frosted mini wheats ?
5:11 PM · Oct 25, 2016 from Mount Pleasant, SC·Twitter for iPhone
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@HelloCVH
....triscuits are savory frosted mini wheats
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7:04 PM · Jan 22, 2018·Twitter for Android
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Rob Streeter
@RobStreeter
#triscuits are just savory #frostedMiniWheats
11:06 PM · Sep 2, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Dungeons & Tangents
@dungeon_tangent
“Triscuits are basically flat, savory, frosted mini wheats”
- Heard today in my kitchen
10:35 PM · Nov 18, 2018·Buffer
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Admiral Squishy
@Ramwoc87
Triscuits are just big, savory Frosted Mini-Wheats
change my mind
1:31 AM · Mar 19, 2019·Twitter Web Client
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Jared Casserole-ken
@jaredbohlken
Triscuits are just savory Wheaties.
6:40 PM · Jun 19, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Karen
@carenkaceres
Triscuits are just savory mini wheats
1:24 PM · Jul 20, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Jordan young
@Jordan__Young
Triscuits are the savory version of mini wheats… right?
2:41 PM · Dec 4, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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dnglebrry
@dngle_brry
Triscuits are just a bigger, savory Frosted Mini Wheat that are unfrosted.
12:41 PM · Apr 12, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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@PigeonFan420
Triscuits are just the savory version of frosted mini wheats
6:23 PM · Apr 18, 2020·Twitter for Android
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@ContaktOfficial
Triscuits are just savory frosted mini wheats.
3:55 AM · Aug 23, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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thankfully pitt girl
@_ms_flood
Realization: Triscuits are just savory Mini Wheats
9:42 PM · Oct 16, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Fob Ralkenrath
@rafalk89
Triscuits are just savory mini wheats
3:40 PM · Oct 29, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Cay
@ccowness
Triscuits are just savory Mini Wheats
Change My Mind
2:53 PM · Nov 12, 2020·Twitter for Android