“To the person who stole my glasses, I will find you. I have contacts”

“Contact lenses” shouldn’t be confused with “contacts,” but there are jokes.
   
“Someone stole my glasses. I will find you. I have my contacts” was posted on Twitter by “floss my adventures” on February 26, 2019. “A warning to the person who stole my glasses. I have contacts!!” was posted on Twitter by David Bentley-Miller on March 1, 2019. “Warning to the person who stole my glasses. I have contacts” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on March 2, 2019.
   
“To the person who stole my glasses, I will find you. I have contacts” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on July 4, 2019.
   
 
Twitter
floss my adventures
@johndraperfloss
Someone stole my glasses
I will find you
I have my contacts
1:47 PM · Feb 26, 2019·Facebook
   
Twitter
David Bentley-Miller
@DBentleyMiller
A warning to the person who stole my glasses. I have contacts!!
2:29 AM · Mar 1, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Sir Boris Johnson
@goddady41
Warning to the person who stole my glasses
I have contacts
10:43 AM · Mar 1, 2019 from Hull, England·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/twos-company March 2, 2019
Warning to the person who stole my glasses.
I have contacts!
     
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
A warning to the person who stole my glasses.
I have contacts!
10:57 AM · Mar 2, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/[deleted] March 8, 2019
To the person who stole my glasses IM WARNING YOU!!
I have contacts
 
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/madazzahatter March 10, 2019
A warning to the person who stole my glasses, I have contacts.
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/FinalCaveat July 4, 2019
To the person who stole my glasses, I will find you.
I have contacts.
     
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
To the person who stole my glasses.
I will find you, I have contacts!
8:12 AM · Jul 18, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/QuietFalls May 11, 2020
To the person who stole my glasses, I will find you.
I have contacts.