“This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch”
There is no Scotch whisky in scotch tape, but there are jokes.
“Scotch tape doesn’t taste like scotch. NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT” was posted on Twitter by Joey Headset on February 2, 2010. “And scotch tape doesn’t taste like scotch” was posted on Twitter by Brooke Saucier on March 4, 2010. “Scotch tape is such a ripoff, doesn’t even taste like scotch” was posted on Twitter by osama bininyomamma🇺🇸 on October 10, 2011. “Scotch tape doesn’t even taste like scotch” was posted on Twitter by Daniel Eden on March 12, 2015. “You all lied!!! Scotch tape… does NOT taste like scotch” was posted on Twitter by Doc🐕 on November 7, 2021.
“Why do they call it Scotch tape if it doesn’t taste like Scotch? #falseadvertising #ThanksObama” was posted on Twitter by Eren Harris on October 4, 2013.
“This tape doesn’t taste like scotch” was posted on Twitter by Mr. El Matador on November 13, 2010. “This TAPE doesnt even taste like SCOTCH!!!” was posted on Twitter by BrittanyRawrs on May 15, 2011. “This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch” was posted on Twitter by Foxy MoneyPants on January 15, 2020. “This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch” was posted on Twitter by Bob Kostic on October 2, 2022.
“Your finest Scotch, please” (Scotch tape joke) is a related saying.
Wikipedia: Scotch whisky
Scotch whisky (Scottish Gaelic: uisge-beatha; Scots: Scots whisky/whiskie, whusk(e)y; often simply called whisky or Scotch) is malt whisky or grain whisky (or a blend of the two), made in Scotland.
Wikipedia: Scotch tape
Scotch Tape is a brand name used for pressure-sensitive tapes manufactured by 3M. Their magnetic recording tape products were also sold under the Scotch brand.
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Joey Headset
@joeyheadset
Scotch tape doesn’t taste like scotch. NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT :6
4:06 AM · Feb 2, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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Brooke Saucier
@CajunBrooke
And scotch tape doesn’t taste like scotch. RT @lizziemcg: My 5-yr-old was so disappointed that invisible tape didn’t make things disappear.
12:48 PM · Mar 4, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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Mr. El Matador
@MrElMatador
This tape doesn’t taste like scotch.
11:38 AM · Nov 13, 2010·TweetDeck
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Evil Genius Vic
@EvilGeniusVic
I don’t think I am drunk..but damn this tape does not taste like Scotch!
12:30 PM · Dec 5, 2010·Hootsuite
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Steve Barr
@BarrSteve
Hey, this tape doesn’t taste like scotch at all !
12:55 AM · Jan 12, 2011·Twitter Web Client
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BrittanyRawrs
@TeenGurlConfess
This TAPE doesnt even taste like SCOTCH!!!
10:06 PM · May 15, 2011·Twitter Web Client
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osama bininyomamma🇺🇸
@osamabininyomom
Scotch tape is such a ripoff, doesn’t even taste like scotch.
6:26 PM · Oct 10, 2011·Seesmic
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gay gene
@gay_gene
Why doesn’t Scotch tape taste like scotch?
10:06 AM · Dec 7, 2011·Twitter for Android
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Louis Riel
@Le_Voyageur_
This tape DOES NOT taste like Scotch!!
1:00 PM · Jul 6, 2012·UberSocial for BlackBerry
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Louis Riel
@Le_Voyageur_
So disappointed that this tape doesn’t taste like scotch.
12:44 AM · Jan 13, 2013·UberSocial for BlackBerry
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Tim Druncan
@joey_nun
Scotch tape doesn’t taste like scotch
1:46 PM · Sep 13, 2013·Twitter for Android
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Eren Harris
@eren_harris
Why do they call it Scotch tape if it doesn’t taste like Scotch? #falseadvertising #ThanksObama
4:17 PM · Oct 4, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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Daniel Eden
@_dte
Scotch tape doesn’t even taste like scotch
11:20 AM · Mar 12, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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kellyurich
@kellyurich
This doesn’t taste like scotch! - Guy at company Christmas party licking Scotch Tape.
9:57 AM · Dec 15, 2015·Twitter Web Client
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Kirk 🌹 I prefer socialist snowplows.
@kirk_garner
This Scotch tape doesn’t taste like Scotch at all.
10:56 PM · Aug 27, 2015·Twitter for Mac
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Stephanie Mieczkowski’s 115th Dream
@IGotsSmarts
This scotch tape doesn’t taste like scotch at all.
6:51 PM · Apr 18, 2018·Tweetbot for iΟS
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Jason And Candice
@crazyfarm2015
This scotch tape doesn’t at all taste like scotch….. happy Friday yall 🍻
12:58 PM · Dec 14, 2018·Twitter for Android
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R&R
@LicksBad
This tape doesn’t taste like scotch at all
@Scotch
1:28 PM · Jul 9, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Pud
@SecretStuntman
Scotch tape doesn’t even taste like scotch
1:50 PM · Sep 25, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Foxy MoneyPants
@GrampaSweater
This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.
12:58 PM · Jan 15, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Jaguar’s Thoughts
@JaguarsThoughts
Scotch tape don’t even taste like scotch
5:01 PM · Mar 10, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Keith Davis Indigenous Black American
@Keith_Davis1234
Replying to @thedailybeast
And in other news
Scotch tape does NOT taste like scotch…
6:15 PM · Mar 30, 2021·Twitter for Android
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SƲβ ᎠΞᗰФИ ᗩИǤΞL
@sub_demon
This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch…
10:52 AM · Apr 15, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Doc🐕
@DocAtCDI
You all lied!!!
Scotch tape…
does NOT taste like scotch..
10:28 AM · Nov 7, 2021erased17488918_DXPSyblGL3
Reddit—ApparentJokes
Posted by u/DokCyber November 7, 2021
You all lied!!! Scotch tape… does NOT taste like scotch..
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Bob Golen
@BobGolen
This tape sure doesn’t taste like scotch.
10:27 AM · Dec 24, 2021·Twitter Web App
Reddit—Wisconsin_gonewild
Posted by u/Many_Bowler3713 February 20, 2022
This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.
7:23 PM · Oct 2, 2022·Twitter Web App