“This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat”

“This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat” is an anti-salad saying that has been printed on many images.
   
”!!!! RT ‘@Jay_FrickinLynn: This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat’” was posted on Twitter by Ladii Liisa on December 18, 2013. This is possibly the origin of the saying, but the original tweet no longer exists.
 
“Kale tastes like I’d rather be fat” and “This kale salad tastes like I’d rather be fat” are later variations of this saying.
   
       
Twitter 
Ladii Liisa
@LiisaCruzinator
!!!! RT “@Jay_FrickinLynn: This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.”
10:09 AM · Dec 18, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
S. Nelson
@Shara_HG
This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat
9:00 PM · Dec 25, 2013·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
M.™
@boytoy1221
This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.
4:39 PM · Jan 2, 2014·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Tiloni|Vercetti™
@orozco_tilo
This salad tastes like id rather be fat!
8:23 PM · Jan 2, 2014·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
big sick
@Thisdoodboy
This salad tastes like ... Id rather be fat
5:58 AM · Jan 3, 2014·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
LaQueefa™
@ItsLaQueefa
This salad tastes like id rather be fat
6:44 PM · Apr 28, 2014·Buffer
 
Twitter
Women’s Humor
@womenshumor
This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.
6:35 PM · Sep 15, 2014·Hootsuite
 
Newspapers.com
17 April 2015, Dixon’s Independent Voice (Dixon, CA), “More Things for Thought,” pg. 5, col. 1:
This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat!
     
Google Books
Change of Hart
By M.E. Carter
Published by author
2018
Pg. ?:
It was a picture of a cat eating lettuce and it said, “This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.”
   
Twitter
Michael P. Spradlin
@MSpradlinAuthor
This salad tastes like I’d rather be chubby.
12:14 PM · Mar 3, 2021·Twitter Web App
 
Facebook
Kelly Lee
March 7, 2021 at 9:12 PM ·
This salad tastes like
I’d rather be fat.