“This morning I coughed up a pawn, a knight and a bishop. I must have a chess infection”

A “chest infection” is not a “chess infection” and has nothing to do with the game of chess, but there are jokes.
     
“It must be cold in Russia, I hope Garry Kasparov doesn’t get a chess infection” was posted on Twitter by ERROR 404 on February 14, 2012. “I was having trouble breathing, found out I’ve got a knight, a bishop and a rook in my lungs. Turns out I’ve got a chess infection” was posted on Twitter by Paul Savage on January 15, 2013. “I had a chess infection the other day. I swallowed a bishop” was posted on Twitter by Wayne Shakespeare on August 23, 2014. “Medical diagnosis is rarely black and white unless it’s a chess infection.#FoxPun” was posted on Twitter by Newsfox on January 13, 2015.
         
“Every time I cough I hear the words, Bishop, Knight, Pawn, Queen. The doctor says I have a chess infection” was posted on Twitter by Willygunner on September 10, 2016. “went to the Dr’s yesterday and said that everytime I cough I hear words like Knight Bishop pawn and queen. He said I had a chess infection” was posted on Twitter by Sarah Shearing on September 26, 2016. “Went to the doctors this morning and told him everytime I cough I hear words like Knight Bishop Pawn and Queen. He said I’ve got a Chess infection” was posted on Twitter by Bob Kostic on September 11, 2018. “I went to the doctors this morning and told him that every time I cough I hear words like knight bishop pawn and queen… He said I had a chess infection!” was posted on Twitter by Jokes UK 🔞 on August 6, 2022.
 
“This morning I coughed up a pawn, a knight and a bishop. I must have a chess infection” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on December 30, 2022, and again on Reddit—Dadjokes on February 16, 2023.
     
         
Twitter
ERROR 404
@101er
It must be cold in Russia, I hope Garry Kasparov doesn’t get a chess infection…...
3:12 AM · Feb 14, 2012
   
Twitter
Paul Savage
@comedysavage
I was having trouble breathing, found out I’ve got a knight, a bishop and a rook in my lungs. Turns out I’ve got a chess infection.
5:21 AM · Jan 15, 2013
   
Twitter
Wayne Shakespeare
@WayneTheWeird
I had a chess infection the other day. I swallowed a bishop.
5:29 PM · Aug 23, 2014
     
Twitter
Newsfox
@theNewsfox
Medical diagnosis is rarely black and white unless it’s a chess infection.#FoxPun
8:18 AM · Jan 13, 2015
   
Twitter
ZrzutAlors
@slre21
I’ve got ecoli on my game board It’s given me a chess infection…  #lol http://howler.co/joke/42882
12:52 AM · May 20, 2016
   
Twitter
Willygunner
@Silly_Joker
Every time I cough I hear the words, Bishop, Knight, Pawn, Queen.
The doctor says I have a chess infection
3:38 AM · Sep 10, 2016
     
Twitter
Sarah Shearing
@timpletare
went to the Dr’s yesterday and said that everytime I cough I hear words like Knight Bishop pawn and queen .
He said I had a chess infection.
4:04 PM · Sep 26, 2016
 
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Went to the doctors this morning and told him everytime I cough I hear words like Knight Bishop Pawn and Queen .
He said I’ve got a Chess infection…
5:02 PM · Sep 11, 2018
   
Twitter
Jimmy Ferguson
@JimmyFer1077650
Good morning comrades.
I went to the doctors yesterday & told him everytime I cough, I hear words like knight, bishop, pawn & queen.
He said I had a bad chess infection.
12:05 AM · Jul 21, 2020
   
Twitter
Jimmy Ferguson
@JimmyFer1077650
Everytime I cough i hear words like King, Bishop, pawn, Queen.
Think I have a chess infection.
11:59 PM · Jan 22, 2021
   
Twitter
Afterburn-NSFW🍔—🔞 COMMS Reopen
@AfterburnNsfw
I went to the doctors yesterday and told him that everytime I cough, I hear words like knight, bishop, pawn and queen .
He said i have a Chess Infection.
8:24 AM · Jun 9, 2022
   
Twitter
Jokes UK 🔞
@jokesuk
I went to the doctors this morning and told him that every time I cough I hear words like knight bishop pawn and queen…
He said I had a chess infection!
3:59 AM · Aug 6, 2022
 
Twitter
Daveastated
@Daveastated
This morning I coughed up 3 pawns, a Knight and a Bishop. I think I have a chess infection.
7:58 AM · Dec 15, 2022
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/don_teegee December 30, 2022
This morning I coughed up a pawn, a knight, and a bishop.
I must have a chess infection.
COMMENTS
smisa25
Better get it checked mate.
     
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
This morning I coughed up a pawn, a knight, and a bishop.
I must have a chess infection.
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/soundchapp February 16, 2023
This morning I coughed up a pawn, a knight and a bishop.
I must have a Chess Infection.
 
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
This morning I coughed up a pawn, a knight and a bishop.
I must have a chess infection.
3:11 PM · Feb 16, 2023
   
LaffGaff
Strange Cough
February 22, 2023 by laffgaff
This morning I coughed up a pawn, a knight and a bishop.
I must have a chess infection.