“They tried to kill us…we won…let’s eat!” (Jewish holiday parody)

‘They tried to kill us. They failed/We won/We survived. Let’s eat!” is often given as a short summary of every Jewish holiday. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1998, but its authorship is not known.
 
   
22 May 1998, Worcester (MA) Telegram & Gazette, “Bikel thrills audience with international feast”:
He said all Jewish festivals can be summed up in nine words: They tried to kill us we won let’s eat.
   
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Becoming a Jewish parent:
How to explore spirituality and tradition with your children

By Daniel Gordis
Harmony Books
1999
Pg. 46:
The old quip that contemporary Jews summarize Jewish history and the meaning of each holiday by saying “They tried to kill us but failed; let’s eat!” isn’t so far off the mark.
   
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Or as a rabbi once told me:  “Most Jewish holidays can be described as ‘they tried to kill us, it didn’t work, let’s eat.’”
     
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The Jew within:
Self, family, and community in America

By Steven Martin Cohen and Arnold M Eisen
Bloomington, IN: Indiana University Press
2000
Pg. 104:
A recent joke that made the rounds on the Internet asks how one might best sum up the lesson taught by major Jewish holidays. The answer: “They tried to kill us. God made sure we won. Let’s eat.
 
17 March 2000, Jerusalem Post, pg. 13B:
They tried to kill us. We won. Let’s eat
by Michael Widlanski
 
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Friday, August 11, 2000
When things are bleakest, continue fight for survival
by Rabbi Stephen Pearce
Two jokes recently making the rounds provide perspective on the secret of Jewish survival. In the first, an observer provides a summary of Jewish history in nine words: “They tried to kill us. We won. Let’s eat!” While we may laugh at this oversimplification of Jewish resilience, there is some truth in this rather simplistic, yet sanguine, view of centuries of Jewish history.
 
Throughout the ages, tyrants tried to destroy the Jewish people. Not only did they not succeed, but Jews commemorated each victory with a holiday celebration and festival food.
     
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The new Jewish experiential book
By Bernard Reisman and Joel Reisman
Jersey City, NJ: KTAV Pub. House
2002
Pg. 339:
“They tried to kill us. We won. Let’s eat!”
Anonymous (nine-word summary of meaning of all Jewish holidays.)
     
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Chanukah is a minor holiday with the same theme as most Jewish holidays. They tried to kill us, we survived, let’s eat.
 
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As with every Jewish holiday….they tried to kill us….we won…..let’s eat!!
   
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Psychobiology of Personality
Second Edition
By Marvin Zuckerman
New York, NY: Cambridge University Press
2005
Pg. 246:
The comedian Jackie Mason summarized most Jewish holidays: “They tried to kill us, we won, let’s eat.”
 
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Matzo Balls for Breakfast:
And Other Memories of Growing Up Jewish

By Alan King
New York, NY: Free Press (Simon and Schuster)
2005
Pg. 112:
But back then Hanukkah was a minor, vaguely understood celebration. It fell into that category of Jewish holidays that could be summed up in one sentence: “They tried to kill us, we won, let’s eat.”
     
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seanaltman — March 10, 2008 — JEWMONGOUS feat. Sean Altman. The fractured Passover story. http://www.jewmongous.com
 
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Jewish as a second language:
How to worry, how to interrupt, how to say the opposite of what you mean

By Molly Katz
New York, NY: Workman Pub.
2010
Pg. 77:
Seder: A dinner we have at Passover, one of the few joyous Jewish traditions. Our non-mournful holidays all have the same theme: They tried to kill us, we won, let’s eat.