"There is a cure for buffetphobia, but first…

Some people are afraid of buffets. A joke was posted on Twitter by Moose Allain Ꙭ on November 5, 2012:

“There is a cure for buffetphobia, but first of all you’ve got to want to help yourself.”

“You can get help for buffet phobia, but first you’ve got to want to help yourself”—without “of all” and with “buffet phobia” as two words—was posted on Twitter by Moose Allain Ꙭ on August 22, 2014, and again on Twitter (with “buffetphobia” as one word) on November 14, 2016.

Twitter
Moose Allain Ꙭ
@MooseAllain
There is a cure for buffetphobia, but first of all you’ve got to want to help yourself.
11:43 AM · Nov 5, 2012·Tweetbot for iOS

The Standup’s Daily Gag Feed
Posted by thegagster1 on November 6, 2012
Posted in: Comedy & Humour.
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There is a cure for buffetphobia, but first of all you’ve got to want to help yourself.

Twitter
Moose Allain Ꙭ
@MooseAllain
You can get help for buffet phobia, but first you’ve got to want to help yourself.
4:13 AM · Aug 22, 2014·TweetDeck

Twitter
Moose Allain Ꙭ
@MooseAllain
There is a cure for buffetphobia, but first you’ve got to want to help yourself.
4:05 AM · Nov 14, 2016·Twitter Web Client

Independent (London, UK)
The Top 10: More Twitter Jokes
It’s that time of the year: time for a roundup of some of the best one-liners from the world’s favourite microblogging website
John Rentoul @JohnRentoul
Saturday 4 August 2018 23:00
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9. There is a cure for buffetphobia, but first you’ve got to want to help yourself. Moose Allain

Twitter
Moose Allain Ꙭ
@MooseAllain
There is a cure for buffetphobia, but first you’ve got to want to help yourself.
3:35 AM · Jun 14, 2019·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Edna Bucket
@bucket_edna
I went to see a psychiatrist about my Buffetphobia. She said she’d do her best to help me but, first of all, I had to want to help myself.
5:59 AM · Oct 27, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

“There is a cure for buffetphobia, but first you’ve got to want to help yourself”