“The most nervous fruit is a pear annoyed”

“Pear annoyed” sounds a little bit like “paranoid.” “The most nervous fruit is a pear annoyed. #sopunny” was posted on Twitter by Emma Marshall on March 29, 2012. “What do you call a green fruit agitated by delusions of persecution? A pear annoyed” was posted on Twitter by Britt on February 15, 2014.
 
“I keep thinking that an upset piece of fruit is talking to me. I’m a pear annoyed schizophrenic” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on April 15, 2019.
 
     
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Emma Marshall
@emarsh25
The most nervous fruit is a pear annoyed. #sopunny
9:39 AM - 29 Mar 2012
   
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paige randall
@OhHaiItsPaige
You sir, need a pear. #annoyed
8:09 AM - 16 Apr 2012
   
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九鬼
@ku___ki
1annoyed is ok. 2annoyeds is not so great because then you are a pear annoyed ❧ wait -
4:19 AM - 1 Jan 2013
   
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Britt
@brittianq
What do you call a green fruit agitated by delusions of persecution? A pear annoyed.
10:59 PM - 15 Feb 2014
   
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Ralph Jarrett
@Ralph_Jarrett
@HollyRFisher @WayneDupreeShow - A pear annoyed is an angry fruit!
3:40 PM - 19 Sep 2014
   
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Red Bull | Aerial Cutie
@azderot
looks like we have a pear-annoyed conspearacy theorist
1:12 AM - 25 May 2015
 
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/TommehBoi April 15, 2019
I keep thinking that an upset piece of fruit is talking to me.
I’m a pear annoyed schizophrenic.