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“Galactose intolerant” is portmanteau of “galaxy” and “lactose intolerant,” and it’s often used in puns with “Milky Way.”

“I can’t even look at the Milky Way, I’m galactose intolerant” was posted on Twitter by Paul W on September 3, 2010. “The Milky Way is a hard place to be if you’re galactose-intolerant” was posted on Twitter by God (Not a Parody, Actually God) on December 29, 2011. “I had a sip of the Milky Way. Turns out I’m galactose intolerant” was posted on Reddit—Fifthworldproblems on May 9, 2012.

“As soon as space travel is possible, I’m moving from the Milky Way to the Soymilky Way galaxy. I’m galactose intolerant” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on January 24, 2019.

Twitter
Paul W
@whatsamatta_u
I can’t even look at the Milky Way, I’m galactose intolerant
9:03 PM · Sep 3, 2010

Twitter
God (Not a Parody, Actually God)
@TheTweetOfGod
The Milky Way is a hard place to be if you’re galactose-intolerant.
2:25 PM · Dec 29, 2011

Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Just seen a picture of the Milky Way. It was beautiful, but it made me sneeze like fuck.
I think I might be galactose intolerant.
7:37 AM · Apr 1, 2012

Reddit—Fifthworldproblems
Posted by u/McMoop May 9, 2012
I had a sip of the Milky Way. Turns out I’m galactose intolerant.

Twitter
Fred Delicious 🍆
@Fred_Delicious
Q. Why doesn’t Galactus eat planets from the Milky Way?
A. Because he’s Galactose intolerant
1:16 PM · May 7, 2015

Reddit—Fifthworldproblems
Posted by u/DrunkOtter September 3, 2015
I tried drinking the milky way, but it just made me incredibly gassy…
I think I might be galactose intolerant.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/BillowyWave5228 January 24, 2019
As soon as space travel is possible, I’m moving from the Milky Way to the Soymilky Way galaxy
I’m galactose intolerant

Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
As soon as space travel is possible, I’m moving from the Milky Way to the Soymilky Way galaxy.
I’m galactose intolerant.
5:07 AM · Jan 24, 2019

Twitter
PUNS
@ThePunnyWorld
As soon as space travel is possible, I’m moving from the Milky Way to the Soymilky Way galaxy.
I’m galactose intolerant.
5:18 PM · Jan 25, 2019

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/[deleted] September 17, 2019
When space travel is affordable I will leave the Milky Way galaxy and move to the Soy Milky Way.
You could say that I’m galactose intolerant.

iFunny
flat_absurd_memesys_2020
2 sep 2020
As soon as space travel is possible moving from the Milky Way to the Soymilky Way galaxy. I’m galactose intolerant.

LaffGaff
Galaxy Move
June 6, 2023 by laffgaff
As soon as space travel is possible, I’m moving from the Milky Way to the Soymilky Way galaxy.
I’m galactose intolerant.