"The main function of the little toe is to make sure…

“The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the furniture in the house is in place”—another way of saying that the toe often bumps into the furniture—is a saying that has been printed on many images.

“I have come to the conclusion that the only function of the little toe, is to stumble with the furniture and give you pain and anger” was posted on Twitter by \m/™ on September 9, 2011. “Thoroughly convinced that the only evolutionary function of the little toe is to find the legs of furniture. #fourletterwords” was posted on Twitter by Brian K on June 12, 2012.

“The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the furniture in the house is in place” was posted on Twitter by Sparkle Sparkles (and others) on August 25, 2018. The saying probably originated from an image.

“The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room” is a similar saying.

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\m/™
@CruelMeiga
I have come to the conclusion that the only function of the little toe, is to stumble with the furniture and give you pain and anger.
7:37 AM · Sep 9, 2011·Favstar.FM

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Brian K.
@BrianKuklinski
Thoroughly convinced that the only evolutionary function of the little toe is to find the legs of furniture. #fourletterwords
6:36 PM · Jun 12, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

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Martina Kilgo
@tunes2901
“The function of the little toe is to find furniture in the dark.” https://facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10155865920908869&id=547588868
10:31 PM · Jul 18, 2018·Facebook

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Sparkle Sparkles
@haninabuali
The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the furniture in the house is in place
5:54 AM · Aug 25, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

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Andrena Ⓥ
@AndrenaLaraine
The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the furniture in the house is in place.
10:29 AM · Aug 25, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

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Thys Bosveldklong™
@Bosveldklong
The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the furniture in the house is in place.
1:52 AM · Aug 26, 2018 from South Africa·Twitter for iPhone

Impulse—Kreuzkirche Luteran Church, Hayfields, AZ (November 2018)
Just for fun: The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the furniture in the house is in place.
Anon.

Temple City (CA) Kiwanis Club (November 13, 2018)
QUOTE OF THE WEEK
“The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the furniture in the house is in place.”

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Bless UpCrown
@_anasssss
The main function of the little toe is just to make sure all the furniture in the house are in their right places
2:54 AM · Sep 24, 2019·Twitter for Android

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사랑
@emeraldjeborri
The Main Function of the Little Toe on Your Foot is to Make Sure that all the Furniture is in place.
2:06 AM · Oct 24, 2019·Twitter for Android

Daily Journal (Fergus Falls, MN)
Relating to humorous phrases
Jean Lemmon Feb 18, 2020
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This sentence made me laugh out loud. “The main function of the little toe is to make sure that all the furniture in the house is in place.”

Ouch, this one hurt. How many times have we stubbed our toe on the footstool, the table leg, or the magazine rack! You would think we would learn not to go barefoot in the house. I solved the footstool problem. I got rid of it and replaced it with a lift chair

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Doc
@DocAtCDI
the main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the furniture in the house is in its place.
11:59 PM · Feb 21, 2020·TweetDeck

“The main function of the little toe is to make sure that all the furniture is in place”