“The local rabbi invited me to a BBQ, but it was just a bris cut”
“Brisket” should not be confused with “bris cut,” but there are jokes.
”@UrProbsJewish Ur probably NOT Jewish if you spell Brisket ‘briscut’. Bris cut has an entirely different meaning” was posted on Twitter by Rose Herscovitch on November 22, 2012. “THE LOCAL RABBI INVITED ME TO A BBQ BUT IT WAS JUST A BRIS CUT” was posted on Facebook by Vince the Sign Guy on June 6, 2021.
Wikipedia: Brit Milah
The brit milah (Hebrew: בְּרִית מִילָה, pronounced [bʁit miˈla]; Ashkenazi pronunciation: [bʁis ˈmilə], “covenant of circumcision”; Yiddish pronunciation: bris [bʀɪs]) is a Jewish religious male circumcision ceremony. Today, it is performed by a mohel on the eighth day after the infant’s birth and is followed by a celebratory meal known as seudat mitzvah.
Wikipedia: Brisket
Brisket is a cut of meat from the breast or lower chest of beef or veal. The beef brisket is one of the nine beef primal cuts, though the definition of the cut differs internationally. The brisket muscles include the superficial and deep pectorals.
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Jade Alley Gallaher
@Jade409
Replying to @JoyVBehar
@JoyVBehar What’s it called ” Bris’ Cut ? -Jade in Pensacola
9:46 PM · Apr 27, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Rose Herscovitch
@travelerinfo
Replying to @UrProbsJewish
@UrProbsJewish Ur probably NOT Jewish if you spell Brisket “briscut”. Bris cut has an entirely different meaning.
1:36 PM · Nov 22, 2012·Twitter Web Client
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Bob Ingersoll
@LawgiverBob
After attending a circumcision, Hannibal Lector enjoyed a little bris cut of beef.
8:47 AM · Sep 3, 2015·TweetDeck
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THE Burger King
@ABurgerADay
Wife: Set the table, the bris cut’s ready.
Mohel: Don’t you mean brisket?
3:50 PM · Jul 27, 2017·Twitter for Android
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Jess Nevins
@jessnevins
Wondering when circumcision—the bris-cut—became divorced from the celebratory barbecue—of bris-ket.
8:21 AM · Jan 6, 2018·Twitter Web Client
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Potemkin, gym eagle.
@IggyBeeBop
Replying to @GingerLady6 and @WriteGrlProbs
Uh…make sure she means ‘brisket’ instead of ‘bris cut.’
4:49 PM · Apr 7, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Scott Belck
@scottbelck
When I was growing up, our Jewish family mistakenly used our space laser to make to make BBQ chicken, found out from the mohel, he used his space laser to make a bris cut.
3:29 PM · Jan 29, 2021 from Cincinnati, OH·Twitter for iPhone
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Bris.Cut
@JUnafraid
Whoever came up with the term circumcision really missed an opportunity to call it a “bris cut”
12:28 AM · Mar 3, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Vince the Sign Guy
June 6, 2021 at 11:29 AM ·
Pun contest winner is Nathaniel W! Thanks for playing!
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(The following text is shown on a sign.—ed.)
THE LOCAL RABBI
INVITED ME
TO A BBQ
BUT IT WAS
JUST A BRIS CUT