“The best way to cut carbs is with a knife and fork”

Many people try to cut carbohydrates from their diets. These people are not literally trying to cut carbs, but there are jokes.
   
“It’s time to cut carbs. I will be henceforth using a knife and fork on my frosted sugar cookies” was posted on Twitter by Kelly Wilson, Junk Puncher Extraordinaire on December 26, 2013. “Best way to cut carbs? With a knife. *drops mic*” was posted on Twitter by Roman Cabanac on October 15, 2015. “The best way to cut carbs is with a knife and fork” was posted on Twitter by Devin Tubbs on May 7, 2018. “The best way to cut carbs is with a knife” was posted on Twitter by Paula K. on September 7, 2018. “If you’re trying to cut carbs, use a knife” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on August 9, 2021.
   
     
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Kelly Wilson, Junk Puncher Extraordinaire
@KW_Writes
It’s time to cut carbs. I will be henceforth using a knife and fork on my frosted sugar cookies.
12:38 PM · Dec 26, 2013·Facebook
 
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Roman Cabanac
@RomanCabanac
Best way to cut carbs? With a knife.
*drops mic*
1:41 PM · Oct 15, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Jennifer Adkins
@drjenniferad
RT https://twitter.com/MissTauren/status/664525501642354689 http://ift.tt/1QiGLxs The only way I cut carbs is with a knife #carbs #healthyeating #carbediem
This Tweet is unavailable.
2:41 PM · Nov 11, 2015·IFTTT
   
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larawr
@larajuku
How to cut carbs: take a knife and slice some pizza
8:42 PM · Feb 11, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Abuelo’s- Fort Worth
@AbuelosFtWorth
We’ve found that the best way to cut carbs is with a knife.
1:24 PM · Apr 29, 2016·Main Street Hub
   
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Saeiqa IFB SDV
@StarfleetPop
The way I cut carbs is with a knife.
9:26 AM · Jan 21, 2018·Twitter Web Client
   
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Devin Tubbs
@TalkTubbs
The best way to cut carbs is with a knife and fork
11:16 PM · May 7, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Paula K.
@PaulaKhaty
The best way to cut carbs is with a knife.
2:59 AM · Sep 7, 2018·Twitter Web Client
 
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Fickle Filly
@Fickle_Filly
My favourite way to cut carbs is with a knife.
1:15 PM · Jan 15, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
       
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Howard Freiberg
@HowardFreiberg
Replying to @katy_fit and @TheBoydP
the best way to cut carbs is with a knife
10:11 AM · Jan 19, 2019·Twitter Web Client
   
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Joewin Mandev’
@JohannYsbeer13
The best way to cut carbs is to use a knife. Works well with pizza, cakes, breads, etc.
7:55 AM · Aug 4, 2019·Twitter Web App
   
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lauren
@Lauren23mary
I have found that the best way to cut carbs is with a knife
6:08 PM · Oct 6, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/InductedClown20 February 24, 2021
Cutting carbs
You know, experts say that it’s healthy to cut carbs and they’re probably right.
I just don’t know whether I should cut them with a knife or a fork.
 
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/behold_the_man August 9, 2021
If you’re trying to cut carbs, use a knife
 
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/behold_the_man August 9, 2021
A tip for people trying to cut carbs:
Use a knife.