“The captain of a yacht is a sails manager”
“Sales manager” shouldn’t be confused with “sails manager,” but there are jokes.
“YES! Just been hired as a sails manager at the yacht club 🚣” was posted on X/Twitter by CASIONOVA♻️ on March 25, 2014. “A ship’s captain is a sails manager.[Click to Vote!] http://bit.ly/16S6dWa” (originally posted on PunOfTheDay.com) was posted on X/Twitter by Tulleuchen on February 11, 2015. “The captain of a yacht is a sails manager” was posted on X/Twitter by Puns AndOneliners on May 7, 2018.
“If you work at a boatyard and don’t make your title ‘sails manager’ that’s a real missed opportunity” was posted on X/Twitter by Mork Chen on April 22, 2019. “What’s another name for the captain of a sail boat? – A sails manager 😜😜😜 !” was posted on X/Twitter by Yacht Bookings Singapore on June 26, 2019. “Just got hired at the yacht store. They made me the sails manager” was posted on X/Twitter by LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More on December 12, 2025. “Just landed a job at the boatyard. I’m sails manager” was posted on X/Twitter by Robert Wilkinson on January 2, 2026.
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CASIONOVA♻️
@casionova90
YES! Just been hired as a sails manager at the yacht club 🚣
9:13 PM · Mar 25, 2014
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Tulleuchen
@tulleuchen
A ship’s captain is a sails manager.[Click to Vote!]
http://bit.ly/16S6dWa
3:06 AM · Feb 11, 2015
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FlipSide13
@Flip_Side13
@hitman41165 @BlazingGriffin *looks at steam library* oh…you’re right…BOAT PUNS TIME “A ship’s captain is a sails manager”
5:17 PM · Feb 15, 2016
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Puns AndOneliners
@punsandoneliner
The captain of a yacht is a sails manager.
http://markhaggan.com/randomness/yacht-jokes/
#YachtJokes #Jokes #Humour #Yacht http://markhaggan.com/randomness/yacht-jokes/
8:00 AM · May 7, 2018
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Mork Chen
@m_chen330
If you work at a boatyard and don’t make your title “sails manager” that’s a real missed opportunity
8:13 PM · Apr 22, 2019 from Seattle, WA
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Yacht Bookings Singapore
@yachtbookingssg
What’s another name for the captain of a sail boat? – A sails manager 😜😜😜 !
Get over hump day with us at http://yachtbookings.sg
5:15 AM · Jun 26, 2019
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HomeSeniorCareNH
@seniorcarenh
Pun of the day: “A ship’s captain is a sails manager.”
8:01 AM · Apr 11, 2020
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David McGregor is in Long Island, ME.
June 2, 2024 at 7:41 PM ·
What’s another name for the captain of a sail boat? – A sails manager!
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LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More
@MediocreJoker85
Just got hired at the yacht store.
They made me the sails manager.
7:30 PM · Dec 12, 2025
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Andrey Bratus
@abratus.bsky.social
#Memes #Jokes
Just got hired at the yacht store.
They made me the sails manager.
weird-jokes.com
11:23 AM · Dec 14, 2025
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David Mulberry ·
December 16, 2025 at 8:08 AM ·
I just got hired at the yacht store.
They made me the sails manager.
😂😂
LaffGaff
Yacht Store
December 16, 2025 by Laff
I just got hired at the yacht store.
They made me the sails manager.
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Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
Just landed a job at the boatyard.
I’m sails manager.
7:33 AM · Jan 2, 2026