“What do you call bread that’s into BDSM?”/“Gluten for punishment.”
“Gluten” shouldn’t be confused with “glutton,” but there are jokes. One joke on the phrase “glutton for punishment” is “gluten for punishment.”
“BDSM ?? RT @Court8311: I think I’m a gluten for punishment” was posted on Twitter by Baepriℓ on July 9, 2012. “Thinking about opening a BDSM-themed bakery: ‘Gluten for Punishment’” was posted on Twitter by Leif Sawyer on October 25, 2012. “‘Gluten for Punishment’ would be a great name for a restaurant that caters to members of the BDSM community who have wheat allergies” was posted on Twitter by Take That Darwin on May 20, 2014.
“Did you hear about the bread maker who was into BDSM? He was gluten for punishment {I’ll see myself out}” was posted on Twitter by Larrys Twin on September 10, 2019.
“What do you call a loaf of bread that’s really into BDSM? A gluten for punishment” was posted on Twitter by Matty on November 19, 2019. “What do you call bread that’s into BDSM? Gluten for punishment” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on December 26, 2021.
Wikipedia: Gluten
Gluten is a protein naturally found in some grains including wheat, barley, and rye. Although, strictly speaking, “gluten” pertains only to wheat proteins, in the medical literature it refers to the combination of prolamin and glutelin proteins naturally occurring in all grains that have been demonstrated capable of triggering celiac disease. These include any species of wheat (such as common wheat, durum, spelt, khorasan, emmer and einkorn), barley, rye and some oat cultivars, as well as any cross hybrids of these grains (such as triticale). Gluten comprises 75–85% of the total protein in bread wheat.
Merriam-Webster Dictionary
glutton for punishment noun phrase
: a person who enjoys things that other people dislike
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Baepriℓ
@owldara112
BDSM ?? RT @Court8311: I think I’m a gluten for punishment.
12:54 AM · Jul 9, 2012·Tweetlogix
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Leif Sawyer
@ak_hepcat
Thinking about opening a BDSM-themed bakery: “Gluten for Punishment” #channeling@gneicco
12:45 PM · Oct 25, 2012·UberSocial for Android
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Jerry McGuire 2000. LOL.
@caylenb
Replying to @DinkMagic
@DinkMagic what about a BDSM themed Bakery food truck called Gluten For Punishment?
3:58 PM · Jan 9, 2014·Twitter Web Client
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Take That Darwin
@TakeThatDarwin
“Gluten for Punishment” would be a great name for a restaurant that caters to members of the BDSM community who have wheat allergies.
3:22 PM · May 20, 2014·Tweet Lanes
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Mr Bum
@cogito_ergo_bum
I’m into celiac BDSM. I guess you could say I’m a gluten for punishment.
9:55 AM · Nov 19, 2014·Twitter for Android
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Zoe Archer/Eva Leigh
@Zoe_Archer
Romance about a BDSM baker: GLUTEN FOR PUNISHMENT.
8:50 AM · Jun 15, 2015·Twitter for Android
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Vice Admiral Fudge Breakfast
@AidanGiri
Wanna join my celiac, bdsm band “Gluten for Punishment”?
2:40 PM · Dec 20, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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Soma
@SomaBoyAtl
If anybody was looking for a name for their BDSM-oriented bakery, may I humbly suggest “Gluten For Punishment”
...you’re welcome
2:07 PM · Dec 10, 2018·Twitter for Android
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Larrys Twin- Christmas is Cumming
@LarrysTwin99
Did you hear about the bread maker who was into BDSM? He was gluten for punishment {I’ll see myself out}
9:36 AM · Sep 10, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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It was the Busta Rhymes, it was the worsta rhymes
@Trilliam_Yeats
I have celiac disease, and my BDSM wife likes to tie me up and feed me wheat bread.
I’m a gluten for punishment.
4:26 PM · Oct 18, 2019 from Pleasant Hill, CA·Twitter for iPhone
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Matty
@mattymanchi
What do you call a loaf of bread that’s really into BDSM?
......
A gluten for punishment
7:12 PM · Nov 19, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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steve
@stevedoesmusic
million dollar idea: bdsm themed vegan bakery named “Gluten for Punishment”
4:46 PM · Dec 15, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Black’sWolfPup
@BlacksWolfPup
Replying to @sevinofnine
Yes!
And what about the bdsm masochist slice of bread? What does he say to his sadist slice-partner?
“I’m a gluten for punishment “
11:09 AM · Sep 2, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Una
@closedeyevideo
Opening a BDSM themed bakery called Gluten For Punishment
5:54 PM · Sep 28, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Hangman Adam Sandler
@JaimsVanDerBeek
I am gonna start a BDSM bakery called Gluten for Punishment.
3:03 PM · Jun 3, 2021·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/DebsDapperDanDoll December 26, 2021
What do you call bread that’s into BDSM
Gluten for punishment
Twitter
Joke Bot
@HappyDaysDev
What do you call bread that’s into BDSM
Gluten for punishment
3:22 PM · Dec 26, 2021·HappyDaysDev
(Trademark)
Word Mark GLUTEN 4 PUNISHMENT
Goods and Services (ABANDONED) IC 030. US 046. G & S: Bakery desserts; Dessert mousse; Dessert puddings; Dessert souffles; Frozen dessert consisting of fruit and cream or cream substitutes; Frozen desserts consisting of flavored ice blocks with toppings; Frozen soy-based desserts; Gluten-free bread; Gluten-free pasta; Ice cream desserts; Instant dessert puddings; Maize-based pudding dessert (mazamorra morada); Protein reduced and gluten free flour and bread. All of the foregoing items will be gluten free, they will not contain gluten
Standard Characters Claimed
Mark Drawing Code (4) STANDARD CHARACTER MARK
Serial Number 85643956
Filing Date June 5, 2012
Current Basis 1B
Original Filing Basis 1B
Published for Opposition February 5, 2013
Owner (APPLICANT) G4P, LLC LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY TEXAS G4P, LLC 1512 Milagro Drive Austin TEXAS 78733
Disclaimer NO CLAIM IS MADE TO THE EXCLUSIVE RIGHT TO USE “GLUTEN” APART FROM THE MARK AS SHOWN
Type of Mark TRADEMARK
Register PRINCIPAL
Live/Dead Indicator DEAD
Abandonment Date November 4, 2013