“Thanks to the people that said it’s fine to allow your pets to sleep on your bed. My goldfish is now dead”

Should pets be allowed in bed? This joke was posted on Facebook by John Booth (and others) on October 10, 2021:
 
“Thanks to the people that said its fine to allow your pets to sleep on your bed. My goldfish is now dead.”
   
A similar joke had been told earlier. “A recent survey has said that 29% of owners sleep with their pets on the bed. I tried it once, fucking goldfish died…...” was posted on X/Twitter by Josaphineee (and others) on July 5, 2011.
 
     
X/Twitter
Josaphineee
@jogirlio
A recent survey has said that 29% of owners sleep with their pets on the bed. I tried it once, fucking goldfish died…...  
#Haaaa
1:47 PM · Jul 5, 2011
 
Facebook   
Damen Drake
July 5, 2011 at 3:28 PM ·
A recent survey has said that 29% of owners sleep with their pets on the bed. I tried it once, fucking goldfish died…...
 
X/Twitter
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@papishootlow
A recent survey has said that 29% of owners sleep with their pets on the bed. I tried it once, fucking gold fish died..
6:53 PM · Jul 8, 2011
   
X/Twitter
Matthew Delk
@Coach_Delk
A recent survey showed that 29% of pet owners sleep with their pets on the bed. I tried it once, fucking gold fish died.
9:51 PM · Jul 8, 2011
 
Facebook
Terry Gray
May 27, 2017 at 8:38 PM ·
In a recent survey, it was revealed that 29% of pet owners happy to let their pets sleep on the end of their bed. I tried it once. damn gold fish died…
 
Facebook
Jaime JJ Longueira
June 9, 2017 at 5:00 AM ·
29% of pet owners are happy to let their pets sleep on the end of their bed…I tried it once… fucking gold fish died…
 
Facebook
Les Berghofer
March 14, 2018 at 6:07 PM ·
A recent survey showed 29% of people sleep with there pet on the bed, I tried that now my goldfish is dead
 
Facebook
Paul Leachman
June 27, 2018 at 4:09 AM ·
Apparently 40% of pet owners let their pets sleep on the bed with them so I tried it. My goldfish is now dead…. ☹️
     
Facebook
Neil McArthur
April 23, 2019 at 3:31AM ·
Apparently, 29% of pet owners let their pet sleep on the bed with them, so I gave it a try. Now my goldfish is dead.
 
X/Twitter
chris jolley
@mr2790740544
30% of pet owners, let their pets sleep in bed with them. I tried it last night. My goldfish is now dead. (Sorry but it really tickled me)
1:36 PM · Jan 22, 2020
 
Facebook
Paul Mccarthy
August 19, 2020 at 2:54 AM ·
Apparently 29% of pet owners let their pet sleep on the bed with them.
I tried it….
And my goldfish is now dead..
 
Facebook
John Booth
October 10, 2021 at 4:04 PM ·
Thanks to the people that said its fine to allow your pets to sleep on your bed. My goldfish is now dead.
 
Facebook
Paul Gale
October 10, 2011 at 4:09 PM ·
Thanks to the people that said its fine to allow your pets to sleep on your bed. My goldfish is now dead.
   
X/Twitter
Dzintra - Author
@DzintraSullivan
Thanks to the people that said its fine to allow your pets to sleep on your bed.
My goldfish is now dead.
#notsorry
6:21 AM · Oct 13, 2022
 
X/Twitter
Anubis Darkwatch
@DJxAnubis
Thanks to all the people that said it’s fine to allow your pets to sleep on your bed. My goldfish is now dead! 🙄🙄
10:19 AM · Oct 14, 2022
 
X/Twitter
🍀🇮🇪☘️Wat_the_deuce☘️🇮🇪🍀
@Wat_the_deuce
THANKS TO THE PEOPLE THAT SAID ITS FINE TO ALLOW YOUR PETS TO SLEEP ON YOUR BED.
MY GOLDFISH ARE NOW DEAD. “ASSHOLE’S!!! 😭
5:10 AM · Oct 17, 2022
   
iFunny
EnNisThEMenAce
3 dec 2022
Thanks to the people that said its fine to allow your pets to sleep on your bed. My goldfish is now dead.
 
X/Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Thanks to the people that said it’s fine to allow your pets to sleep on your bed. My goldfish is now dead.
6:37 PM · Dec 29, 2023
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November 2, 2024 at 7:45 AM ·
Thanks to the
people that said
its fine to allow
your pets to sleep
on your bed. My
goldfish is now
dead.