Texsucks (Texsux)

“Texsucks” or “Texsux” (sometimes spelled “TexSux” and frequently lowercase “texsucks” and “texsux”) is a spelling for some people who just don’t like “Texas.”
 
   
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From: “Doug Heminger”
Date: 1996/07/19
Subject: Re: DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FARVE AND IRVIN
     
Yet another inane comment from the hicks in Dallass. The Packers have, waht is it… eleven NFL titles. You morons in Texsucks think just because the name of the title game was changed that the previous championships don’t count. 
     
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From: Judy Hoes
Date: 1996/09/29
Subject: Re: I saw Jerry last night (not physically, mind you) 
 
After leaving my stupid day job one day, I went to a little town here in texsucks and saw a band there called leftover salmon… 
   
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From: .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) (Thomas B Gray)
Date: 1998/06/13
Subject: Re: My Trip Out West
   
All I saw this time was “Texsucks Blows.” I agree that “Tuck Fexas” is an all-time best, though. It makes me miss the SWC.
 
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From: DrPostman

Date: 2000/08/26
Subject: Re: The Democratic Convention! (Freaks n Geeks)
   
I’m going no where near your part of Texsux.
       
Raymond Ahner
Check out Fearless Iranians from Hell for some killer crossover from San Antonio, texsux..homeboy
Posted by: fiwi dubrow | Monday, August 29, 2005 at 01:34 PM  
 
Crossing America
Monday, November 14, 2005
Goodlettsville, TN
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I’ll be hitting I-40 and heading west today, hoping to get as far as Arkansas or even Oklahoma. I will NOT be stopping in Texsux. I’ll be crossing it, but I’m going to fill up and eat at the OK border and hold my breath for that 150 miles or so through the panhandle.
 
I really, really do still hate Texas.
   
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Wednesday, February 15, 2006
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Chris Collins, the new LB that OSU signed after he left the University of Texsux is now being investigated the rape of a 12 year old girl.
     
The Way It Isn’t
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Travelling in Texsucks
 
Ah, the airport life, so simple and plane. This morning I found myself here yet again, this time on my way to a conference in my favorite state, Texas (yee-haw!). Yes, Texsucks, home of that son of a Bush we Americans are forced to call our president, the sins of that Bush far too lengthy to enumerate.
   
The Cycling Curmudgeon
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
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I lived in Texsucks and I knew what it was like to not have seasons.     
 
WeAreSC
08-08-2007, 01:54 AM
Another great board over there, and those Sooners feel the same way about Texsux as many over here feel about the bRuins.
 
BMW Motorcycle Owners of America
09-05-2007, 10:36 AM
Had no idea at the time that I’d live in TexSux one day.