“Teacher: Why are you late for class?” (school joke)
A school joke has been printed on several images:
TEACHER: Tell the class why you’re late.
STUDENT: Someone told me to go to hell.
STUDENT: Couldn’t find it at first.
STUDENT: But now I’m here.
The joke was posted on Twitter on February 1, 2014.
Twitter
brit misses harry):
@sottspooks
Teacher: Tell the class why you’re late?
Student: Someone told me to go to hell, couldn’t find it at first. But now I’m here.
8:11 PM - 1 Feb 2014
Twitter
gabriela ⛅️
@_ggwazz
Me:*walks in class late*
Teacher: why are you late?
Me: Someone told me to go to hell I couldn’t find it but I’m here now 😊😇✌️
8:54 PM - 1 Feb 2014
Twitter
Ashleigh Criss
@AshleighFaythe
Overheard: Teacher: “Can you please tell the class why you’re so late?” Me: Someone told me to go to hell… http://tmblr.co/Z6Etit16BJlrK
3:41 AM - 2 Feb 2014
Twitter
Relatable Quotes
@RelatableQuote
Teacher: “Can u please tell the class why ur so late?”
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldnt find it at first
Me: But now I’m here
10:00 PM - 3 Feb 2014
Twitter
Condescending Wonka
@OhWonka
Teacher: “Can u please tell the class why ur so late?”
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn’t find it at first
Me: But now I’m here
5:36 PM - 2 Mar 2015
Reddit—Jokes
Teacher: “Why are you late?”
submitted April 13, 2017 by -Tac_O_caT-
Student: “Someone told me to go to hell.”
Teacher: “Why did that make you late to class?”
Student: “I couldn’t find it at first, but now here I am.”
Twitter
no
@tbhjuststop
Teacher: “Can you please tell the class why you’re so late?”
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn’t find it at first
Me: But now I’m here
4:30 AM - 27 Nov 2017
Reddit—Jokes
Teacher : “Why are you late?”
submitted December 14, 2017 by -Tac_O_caT-
Student: “Someone told me to go to hell.”
Teacher: “Why did that make you late to class?”
Student: “I couldn’t find it at first, but now here I am.”
Reddit—Jokes
Teacher : “Why are you late for class?”
submitted February 2, 2018 by -Tac_O_caT-
Student: “Someone told me to go to hell.”
Teacher: “Why did that make you late to class?”
Student: “I couldn’t find it at first, but now here I am.”