“Surround yourself with people who have issues. Because people who have issues always have alcohol”

“Surround yourself with people who have issues. Because people who have issues always have alcohol” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.
 
“Surround yourself with people who have issues because they always have booze” was posted on Twitter by Sdima Makula on July 5, 2013. “Surround yourself with people who have issues. Because these fu*kers always have booze” was posted on Twitter by ILLUMINAUGHTY on February 11, 2019.
 
”@_JohnFKennedy_: Surround yourself with people who have issues because they always have alcohol” was posted on Twitter by simon (and others) on April 25, 2014. (The original tweet is no longer available.) “Surround Yourself With People Who Have Issues. Because People Who Have Issues Always Have Alcohol” was posted on Reddit—ShittyLifeProTips on October 30, 2018.
 
“Surround yourself with people who have issues because people who have issues also have alcohol” was posted on Twitter by Prolazna on March 30, 2018. “Surround yourself with people who have issues because people who have issues also have alcohol” was posted on Twitter by Fire and blood on August 18, 2018.
   
       
Twitter   
Sdima Makula
@Sdima_M
Surround yourself with people who have issues because they always have booze
8:17 AM · Jul 5, 2013·Twitter for BlackBerry®
   
Twitter
simon
@simonDG_
”@_JohnFKennedy_: Surround yourself with people who have issues because they always have alcohol.” 
5:23 PM · Apr 25, 2014·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Carlos Frias
@frias_cj
”@_JohnFKennedy_: Surround yourself with people who have issues because they always have alcohol.” @C23Rocky do you have issues lol
5:23 PM · Apr 25, 2014·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Prolazna
@efemeranmrak
Surround yourself with people who have issues, because people who have issues also have alcohol.
Best advise I can give
5:55 AM · Mar 30, 2018·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—UnethicalLifeProTips
Posted by u/isap63 July 31, 2018
ULPT: Surround yourself with people who have issues, because these people will always have alcohol or weed
   
Twitter
Fire and blood
@stulting28
Surround yourself with people who have issues because people who have issues also have alcohol
6:27 PM · Aug 18, 2018·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—ShittyLifeProTips
Posted by u/ramblingondave October 30, 2018
SLPT: Surround Yourself with People Who Have Issues.
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
Surround Yourself
With People Who
Have Issues.
Because People Who
Have Issues
Always Have Alcohol.
       
Twitter
ILLUMINAUGHTY
@vineet10
Surround yourself with people who have issues.
Because these fu*kers always have booze.
11:39 PM · Feb 11, 2019·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Pangolais(system crab)
@crustacean97822
Surround yourself with people who have issues cuz people who have issues always have alcohol
10:55 PM · Mar 10, 2021·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/VERBERD March 24, 2021
Surround yourself with people who have issues.
Because, people who have issues, always have alcohol.