“Sure sex is great, but have you ever put just the right amount of cream in your coffee?”
Sex is cool/great, but have you ever cooked the perfect amount of pasta? This food meme has had many variations.
“Ya sex is tight but have you ever made the perfect amount of spaghetti?” was posted on X/Twitter by Josh Nobida on September 26, 2018. “Ya sex is cool but have you ever boiled the correct amount of pasta noodles” was posted on X/Twitter by Elijah on February 8, 2019. “yeah sex is cool but have you ever boiled the exact right amount of spaghetti” was posted on X/Twitter by Kosk on November 30, 2020. “Sure sex is great but have you ever made the perfect amount of pasta?” was posted on X/Twitter by “that nerdy girl” on November 15, 2024.
“Yeah sex is cool but have you ever cooked the perfect amount of rice/pasta for yourself” was posted on X/Twitter by b.b on November 17, 2019. “Sex is great, but have you ever cooked the perfect amount of rice for everyone to eat and there was no wastage?” was posted on X/Twitter by 10 Slack Commandments on December 26, 2021. “Sex is okay and all but have you ever made the perfect amount of rice” was posted on X/Twitter by Solipsism For Beginners on September 17, 2022.
“sure sex is great but have you ever put just the right amount of cream in your coffee” was posted on X/Twitter by jocelyn on June 6, 2022. “Sure sex is cool, but have you ever had a cup of #coffee with the perfect amount of creamer??” was posted on X/Twitter by The Vida System on July 2, 2022. “I’m sure sex is great but have you ever had an ice coffee that has the right amount of cream and sugar in it?” was posted on X/Twitter by 🐾Captain Silver on 🟦☁️🐾 on March 20, 2024.
“Sex is great but have you ever gotten the exact right amount of chips for your dip/dip for your chips” was posted on X/Twitter by Gabesco on May 13, 2020. “sex is cool but have you ever had a perfectly toasted bagel with the perfect amount of flavored cream cheese?” was posted on X/Twitter by delululemon 🤪🍋 on May 21, 2022.
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Dan Bradley
@danbradley95
Yeah but have you ever made the perfect amount of pasta for one person? Because I have 💁🏻♀️ Who’s the real genius here
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Jack Garnham
@jgarnham94
Jan 6, 2018
Having to validate your own accomplishments to total strangers on twitter does not make you a genius, it makes you sound insecure and childish. Sad! https://x.com/realdonaldtrump/status/949619270631256064
11:32 AM · Jan 6, 2018
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Josh Nobida
@JoshNobida
Ya sex is tight but have you ever made the perfect amount of spaghetti? Like not too much and not too little, just threw the perfect amount of hard sticks in the boiler and we’re left with a satisfying amount? Wonderful.
12:15 PM · Sep 26, 2018
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Elijah
@Elijahlinder8
Ya sex is cool but have you ever boiled the correct amount of pasta noodles
7:21 PM · Feb 8, 2019
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@Fernillustrate
Yeah sex is great but have you ever cooked the perfect amount of pasta
3:47 AM · May 24, 2019
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b.b
@benoobrown
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever cooked the perfect amount of rice/pasta for yourself
7:49 AM · Nov 17, 2019
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Gabesco
@frescogabesco
Sex is great but have you ever gotten the exact right amount of chips for your dip/dip for your chips
3:41 AM · May 13, 2020
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Dylan Hecox
@Hecoxanator
Have you ever made the perfect amount of pasta the first time? Yeah me neither
7:43 PM · Jun 16, 2020
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J
@jeffc_how
Sex is great but have you ever measured the perfect amount of pasta serving?
9:25 PM · Aug 15, 2020
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Kosk
@Koskinator33
yeah sex is cool but have you ever boiled the exact right amount of spaghetti
8:53 PM · Nov 30, 2020
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💋💰💋
@iBEkenny_
Have you ever made the perfect amount of pancake mix? I always have to make more, or throw some away
3:10 PM · Dec 28, 2020
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10 Slack Commandments 🇯🇲
@Slakonbothsides
Sex is great, but have you ever cooked the perfect amount of rice for everyone to eat and there was no wastage?
4:16 PM · Dec 26, 2021
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thorn
@hexgirl_sally
Yeah sex is great, but have you ever made the perfect amount of pasta for one w/o leftovers???
8:15 PM · Apr 11, 2022
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delululemon 🤪🍋
@castlekeeper_
sex is cool but have you ever had a perfectly toasted bagel with the perfect amount of flavored cream cheese?
11:12 AM · May 21, 2022
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jocelyn! 🫧🦂✨
@_ladyatomic
sure sex is great but have you ever put just the right amount of cream in your coffee
11:36 AM · Jun 6, 2022
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The Vida System
@SystemOfVida
Sure sex is cool, but have you ever had a cup of #coffee with the perfect amount of creamer??
1:25 PM · Jul 2, 2022
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Solipsism For Beginners
@_xst
Sex is okay and all but have you ever made the perfect amount of rice
12:24 AM · Sep 17, 2022
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Bernie Zilio
@berniezilio
Yeah, sex is great…but have you ever boiled your eggs for JUST the right amount of time??? 🤤
5:44 PM · Nov 10, 2022
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🐾Captain Silver on 🟦☁️🐾
@silverfang09
I’m sure sex is great but have you ever had an ice coffee that has the right amount of cream and sugar in it?
5:11 PM · Mar 20, 2024
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s
@ehuuerh
sex is cool but have you ever cooked the perfect amount of food for yourself? yeah neither have i. back to having sex
9:24 AM · Nov 15, 2024
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that nerdy girl
@leeleedutchaski
Sure sex is great but have you ever made the perfect amount of pasta?
12:27 PM · Nov 15, 2024