“Success is like being pregnant” (joke)

“Success is like being pregnant. Everyone congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you were fucked” is a saying that has been printed on many images. “Success is like pregnancy” is a slight variation.
 
“Success is like being pregnant. Everybody comes up and congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you got screwed” was posted on the newsgroup Bps of 77 on July 22, 2009.
 
 
Google Groups: Bps of 77
D.MOHAN
7/22/09
“Success is like being pregnant.
Everybody comes up and congratulates you,
but nobody knows
how many times you got screwed”
 
Twitter
Vlad 🖖
‏@vladgeorgescu
Success is like being pregnant. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you were fucked. via @mangeorge
9:53 AM - 23 Jul 2009
 
Twitter
Ox Design
‏@oxdesign
Success is like pregnancy..they all congratulate you, but they don’t know how many times you got f#€&ed
2:23 PM - 24 Jul 2009
 
Twitter
Jessica Yellin
‏@JNMYellin
Success is like pregnancy - everyone congratulates you, but no one knows how many times you got screwed in the process
5:19 AM - 21 Aug 2009
   
TJSHome.com
Funny Status Message #82038
Success is just like being Pregnant, everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you were f%@ked.
12-05-2011 22:10 by BEGO
 
Google Books
Spark & Hustle:
Launch and Grow Your Small Business Now
By Tory Johnson
New York, NY: Berkley Books
2012
Pg. ?:
IT TAKES TIME
Amanda Busch owns QuatreCoeur (quatrecoeur.com), in Brooklyn, New York, providing personalized, creative bridal services. “I read somewhere that success is like being pregnant: everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you were screwed,” she says.
 
WeKnowMemes
Success Is Like Pregnancy
– FEBRUARY 27, 2012
POSTED IN: MEMES, PICS
Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
 
JustPlainPolitics.com
Success is like pregnancy
Milagro
04-26-2012, 11:58 AM
(Ecard: “Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.”—ed.)
 
Gerold’s Blog
Success is like being pregnant
By gerold | Published December 1, 2012
Success is just like being Pregnant. Everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you were f**cked.
 
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Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.
 
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Success is like being pregnant.
Everybody congratulates you,
But nobody knows
how many times you got fucked to get there.