Stupid Ass Test (“SAT” backronym)

The SAT test (popularly used in college admissions) once stood for “Scholastic Aptitude Test” and then “Scholastic Assessment Test.” There have been many backronyms (back acronyms) for “SAT.”
 
“Sad Ass Test” was cited n print since at least 1997, “Stupid Asshole Test” in 2000, “Suck Ass Test” in 2004, “Stupid Ass Test” in 2004, and “Shitty Ass Test” in 2011. The SAT has also been called the “Student Affluence Test” because students from wealthier families usually score higher.
 
The PSAT test has a similar backronym of “Pretty Stupid Ass Test.” The rival ACT test has been given the backronymic nickname “A Crappy Test.”
 
   
Wikipedia: SAT
The SAT 
The SAT is owned, published, and developed by the College Board, a nonprofit organization in the United States. It was formerly developed, published, and scored by the Educational Testing Service which still administers the exam. The test is intended to assess a student’s readiness for college. It was first introduced in 1926, and its name and scoring have changed several times. It was first called the Scholastic Aptitude Test, then the Scholastic Assessment Test.
       
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KITH mention in comic…
Jordan1c
8/11/97
I just recently started collecting a comic called Milk and Cheese. Its basically about a little milk and cheese that run around yelling and drinking. Its pretty funny…anyway…..theres a panel where they say—“We have martinis! VERY DRY! NOW! Its test time for readers! Have you a “sense of humor”? Really? You think so? Then look at our list of purported laugh getters-LOOK DAMN YOU! Take the Milk and Cheese S.A.T (Sad Ass Test).
 
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implode  
12/19/00
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SAT—Stupid Asshole Test
ACT—A Crappy Test
 
The Internet Movie Database
The Perfect Score (2004)
Quotes
Kyle: Do you even know what SAT stands for?
Matty: Suck Ass Test?
Kyle: Scholastic Aptitude Test. Then they got rid of that altogether. You know what it stands for now?
Matty: Humph.
Kyle: SAT.
Matty: What?
Kyle: SAT stands for SAT. That’s it.
Matty: That’s fucked up!
   
Tippmann
evil_fingers
Posted: 27 October 2004 at 6:47pm
Wow, an SAT (stupid ass test).
   
Urban Dictionary 
SAT
1.Suck Ass Test
2. The Stupid Ass Test that everyone HATES! and it is annoying to Seniors, Juniors, and to some other people who’s parents are annoying them ahead of time about it!!!!!
3.something that will mess up your whole life if you fail this horribly!
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by Liquid Tang Mar 30, 2005
 
Urban Dictionary
SAT
Stupid Ass Test to get into gay ass colleges.
Man I failed the damn SAT. Oh well, there’s always community college.
by Bakalaka Oct 9, 2006
 
Twitter
Sean
‏@seanmode
SAT: Stupid-Ass Test
7:56 PM - 16 Feb 09
 
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Rachel Kingslayer
‏@Sir_Rachel
SAT tomorrow…aka Suck-Ass Test
7:35 PM - 5 Jun 09
 
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Travy
‏@DownTravyLane
The SAT stands for Shitty Ass Test
7:16 PM - 4 Nov 11