“Stop breaking treats in half and calling it ‘two treats’” (a dog’s sign)

“Stop breaking treats in half and calling it ‘two treats’” (a dog’s sign) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “Stop cutting treats into smaller treats” is another dog’s sign that has been printed on many images.
     
“STOP CUTTING TREATS INTO SMALLER TREATS” (shown on a dog’s sign) was posted on Facebook by “Chonky Borks and other portly babies” on June 3, 2020. “STOP CUTTING TREATS INTO SMALLER TREATS” (shown on a dog’s sign) was posted on X/Twitter by Smithographic℠ Logo Design & ₿itcoin on October 17, 2020.
 
“STOP BREAKING TREATS IN HALF AND CALLING IT ‘TWO TREATS’” (shown on a dog’s sign) was posted on Facebook by Grain Free Dog Baking Mixes on May 9, 2022. “STOP BREAKING TREATS IN HALF AND CALLING IT ‘TWO TREATS’” (shown on a dog’s sign) was posted on Facebook by Kelly Louise on May 13, 2022.
 
 
Facebook
The Golden Duo
January 2, 2016 at 10:56 AM ·
We demand whole cookies for Ramsey in 2016! Also we demand our mom to stop breaking our treats in half!
(Two dogs are shown.—ed.)
 
Facebook
Spotted Humphrey
June 18, 2019 at 11:22 AM ·
“not moving from here until you promise to stop breaking my treats in half.”
(A dog is shown.—ed.)
 
Facebook
Chonky Borks and other portly babies
June 3, 2020 at 12:24 PM ·
IG:@TheMyloShow
(“STOP CUTTING TREATS INTO SMALLER TREATS” is shown on a dog’s sign.—ed.)
           
X/Twitter
Smithographic℠ Logo Design & ₿itcoin
@smithographic
“Stop cutting treats into smaller treats.”
(“STOP CUTTING TREATS INTO SMALLER TREATS” is shown on a dog’s sign.—ed.)
12:19 PM · Oct 17, 2020 from Seaford, England
 
X/Twitter
9GAG ❤️ Memeland
@9GAG
Listen to the good boi’s words
📷 dogwithsign | IG
(“STOP CUTTING TREATS INTO SMALLER TREATS” is shown on a dog’s sign.—ed.)
12:01 AM · Oct 21, 2020
 
X/Twitter
AA24_7 💙 NO LISTS/NO DMs 🇺🇸💙🇺🇦
@aa24_7
Or “I know you didn’t throw that ball” or “stop breaking treats in half, you penny pinching loser”
8:03 PM · Nov 14, 2021
 
X/Twitter
Butternut Box | Fresh food for dogs
@ButternutBox
New Year’s resolution ideas for dog parents:
✔️ Make squeaky toy time unlimited
✔️ Replace all tap water with puddle water
✔️ Stop breaking treats in half
Sincerely,
Dogs.
11:22 AM · Dec 31, 2021
 
X/Twitter
Nessa + Macie Doodle 🇨🇦
@DoodleNessa
“As a Canadian” dog, we demand humans stop breaking treats in half.
#DogsOfTwitter #StopTreatMandates
7:47 AM · Feb 6, 2022
 
Facebook
Grain Free Dog Baking Mixes
May 9, 2022 at 8:37 PM ·
Stop breaking treats in half and calling it “two treats”
#ItsStillOneTreat #StopTheLying
🐾❤️🐶
📷 Daisy Rey Dachshund
(“STOP BREAKING TREATS IN HALF AND CALLING IT ‘TWO TREATS’” is shown on a dog’s sign.—ed.)
 
Facebook
Kelly Louise
May 13, 2022 at 2:55 PM ·
Stop it. Stop it right now
(“STOP BREAKING TREATS IN HALF AND CALLING IT ‘TWO TREATS’” is shown on a dog’s sign.—ed.)
     
Facebook
Hello World FCI Chihuahua kennel
May 22, 2022 at 2:00 PM ·
A very importan message from our little Oliver (Hello World Dip Dip Potato Chip) in Norway
#StopBreakingTreatsInHalf #chihuahua
(“STOP BREAKING TREATS IN HALF AND CALLING IT ‘TWO TREATS’” is shown on a dog’s sign.—ed.)
 
Facebook
JP BHomb
May 26, 2022 at 6:52 AM ·
Stop breaking treats in half and calling it “two treats” 🦴👀
(A dog is shown.—ed.)
 
X/Twitter 
John Adams
@jdadams100
I told you to stop breaking treats in half and passing them off as full treats.
5:45 PM · Jul 12, 2022
 
Facebook
Berries Elite K9s
August 18, 2022 at 12:40 PM ·
“Stop breaking treats in half and calling them two treats” - Love Roxy & Luna 🐾
#dogs #dogsofinstagram #dogsofinsta #dogmemes #dogstagram #dogslife #dogtreats #dogtreatsfordays
(“STOP BREAKING TREATS IN HALF AND CALLING IT ‘TWO TREATS’” is shown on a dog’s sign.—ed.)
 
Facebook
Bucks Wild Life
September 1, 2022 at 12:39 PM ·
Dear hoomans,
Stop breaking treats in half and calling it “two treats”
Sincerely,
from dogs everywhere.
Signed
Mr Buck Wild 🐾
(“STOP BREAKING TREATS IN HALF AND CALLING IT ‘TWO TREATS’” is shown on a dog’s sign.—ed.)
 
X/Twitter
RosiePosie & DaisyMaisy
@RosiePosieBoops
#HappyThursday Pals! 🐾💞 Momma we need to talk about da treats, can you please stop breaking treats in half and calling it two?! Pretty sure you just gobbled down a whole bag of chips and a Twix bar and we didn’t see you breaking anyfing in half! 👀🤭😂 Have a pawsome day, we 🫶 U! 😘 #DogsOfTwitter #ThursdayVibes
3:26 PM · Feb 9, 2023
 
X/Twitter
Lucy Pet Food
@LucyPetFoods
Stop breaking treats in half and calling it “two treats” - my dog
#relatable #dog
7:48 PM · Apr 19, 2023
   
X/Twitter
Fancileyz
@Francyilee
Stop cutting treats into smaller treats! 😑 #dogs #dogsoftwitter #puppy #dog #love #pet #dogoftheday #feeling #picoftheday #fun #treat
3:27 AM · Jun 26, 2023
 
X/Twitter
Bob Golen
@BobGolen
(“STOP BREAKING TREATS IN HALF AND CALLING IT ‘TWO TREATS’” is shown on a dog’s sign.—ed.)
9:34 PM · Dec 16, 2024