"Sometimes in the morning while sipping my coffee, I…

“Sometimes in the morning while sipping my coffee, I think about all the people I’m going to piss off today… and I smile” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Pissing people off at work can be fun, if you don’t like those people.

“Something in the morning while drinking my coffee ,I think about all the people I’m going to piss off today and I smile ....lol ...good morning friends” was posted on Facebook by Dakalo Mashamba on October 9, 2013. “Sometimes in the morning while drinking my coffee, I think about all the people I’m going to piss off Today….. And I Smile” was posted on X/Twitter by Nishu arora on My 3, 2014. “Sometimes in the morning while sipping my coffee. I think about all the people I’m going to piss off today.. And I smile” was posted on X/Twitter by Nicholas on July 18, 2015. “sometimes in the morning while sipping my diet coke, i think about all the people i’m going to piss off today…and i smile” was posted on X/Twitter by Kekius Maximus on July 15, 2026.

Facebook
Dakalo Mashamba
October 9, 2013 at 12:44 AM ·
Something in the morning while drinking my coffee ,I think about all the people I’m going to piss off today and I smile ....lol ...good morning friends.

X/Twitter
Nishu arora
@ChotiChidiya
Sometimes in the morning while drinking my coffee, I think about all the people I’m going to piss off Today…..
And I Smile. 😊:p
2:20 AM · May 3, 2014

Facebook
Donna Werner is feeling wonderful.
June 18, 2014 at 6:21 AM ·
Sometimes in the morning while drinking my coffee,I think about all the people i’m going to piss off today… and I smile

X/Twitter
Nicholas
@mahnarb
Sometimes in the morning while sipping my coffee. I think about all the people I’m going to piss off today.. And I smile.
4:40 PM · Jul 18, 2015

X/Twitter
Meritt ☕
@merittandrews
Sometimes in the morning while I’m drinking my coffee, I think about all the people I’m going to piss off today… and I smile.
(This is also shown on an ecard by RotteneCards.—ed.)
6:53 AM · Feb 23, 2017

Bluesky
Jennifer
@feistywiddershins.bsky.social
Rise and shine ✨️ ☕️
[Black and white photo of white woman lighting a cigarette with a cup of coffee in front of her with the text, “Sometimes in the morning while sipping my coffee, I think about all the people I’m going to piss off today and smile.”
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7:38 AM · Aug 19, 2025

X/Twitter
Kekius Maximus
@Kekius_Maximus
sometimes in the morning while sipping my diet coke, i think about all the people i’m going to piss off today…and i smile.
6:20 AM · Jul 15, 2026