"So apparently 50% of homeowning is hearing strange…

“So apparently 50% of homeowning is hearing strange noises and hoping they are made by ghosts because I can’t afford to fix them” was posted on Twitter by Beth Boyle Machlan on December 18, 2020. There have been some minor variations, such as “home ownership” for “homeowning.”

“50% OF HOME OWNERSHIP IS HEARING NOISES AND HOPING YOU HAVE GHOSTS BECAUSE YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO FIX ANYTHING” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Michael Lorenzen on May 2, 2022.

Twitter
Beth Boyle Machlan
@beth_machlan
So apparently 50% of homeowning is hearing strange noises and hoping they are made by ghosts because I can’t afford to fix them.
9:38 AM · Dec 18, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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Dice Rolling DM
@dice_rolling_dm
Part of home ownership is hearing a noise and hoping it’s a ghost because you can’t afford to fix the problem. #ghost #paranormal
2:00 PM · Feb 5, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Facebook
More Crazy Stuff
February 7, 2021 at 10:57 AM ·
So apparently 50% of homeowning is
hearing strange noises and hoping they
are made by ghosts because I can’t
afford to fix them.

Facebook
Steven Jones
April 8, 2021 at ·
So True!
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50% OF OWNING A HOME
IS HEARING STRANGE NOISES
AND HOPING THEY ARE
MADE BY GHOSTS BECAUSE
I CAN’T AFFORD TO FIX THEM.

Twitter
Jessica Massie
@recka_
50% of home ownership is just hearing strange noises and hoping they are made by ghosts because I can’t afford to fix them 😂
6:28 PM · Jun 7, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Michael P. Spradlin
@MSpradlinAuthor
So apparently 50% of home ownership is hearing strange noises and hoping it’s ghosts because it cost too much to get whatever it was fixed.
7:46 PM · Jul 4, 2021·Twitter Web App

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Suanne Lee Richardson
July 5, 2021 at 11:07 PM
Me! 😂 home ownership is skeery!
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So apparently 50% of homeowning is
hearing strange noises and hoping they
are made by ghosts because I can’t
afford to fix them. ·

Twitter
Czar Warlord Kari
@Kari_in_804
90% of home ownership is hearing strange noises and hoping someone isn’t in your house.
7:01 AM · Jul 8, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Facebook
NOVA Cat Clinic
July 31, 2022 at 1:10 PM ·
SO APPARENTLY 50% OF HOME OWNING
IS HEARING STRANGE NOISES AND HOPING
THEY ARE MADE BY GHOSTS BECAUSE
I CAN’T AFFORD TO FIX THEM

Facebook
Val Valek
July 31, 2022 at 6:43 PM
So apparently 50% of home
ownership is hearing strange
noises and hoping they are
made by ghosts.
i can’t afford any more repairs. ·

Facebook
Richard Palmisano
October 25, 2021 at 2:58 PM ·
Home ownership is hearing strange noises and hoping they are made by ghosts because you just can’t afford to fix anything right now !

Twitter
Beerbecue
@Beerbecue7
Replying to @DGerowPR and @SpookedPod
I read someone on here say something like: Home ownership is a series of hoping the noises you hear the house make are actually ghosts because you can’t afford to fix whatever it really is.
9:35 AM · Nov 19, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

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@hyoribo_m3lly
So about 50% of owning a home is hearing strange noises and hoping they are made by ghosts because I can’t afford to fix them.
9:53 PM · Dec 13, 2021·Twitter for Android

Facebook
Batty About Ghosts
April 4, 2022 at 1:52 PM ·
The price of home ownership.
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So apparently 50% of homeowning is
hearing strange noises and hoping they
are made by ghosts because I can’t
afford to fix them. ·

Facebook
Michael Lorenzen
May 2, 2022 at 3:45 AM ·
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
50% OF HOME OWNERSHIP
IS HEARING NOISES AND HOPING
YOU HAVE GHOSTS BECAUSE
YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO FIX ANYTHING.

Facebook
More Crazy Stuff
June 10, 2022 at 5:50 AM ·
50% OF HOME OWNERSHIP
IS HEARING NOISES AND HOPING
YOU HAVE GHOSTS BECAUSE
YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO FIX ANYTHING.

“So apparently 50% of homeowning is hearing strange noises and hoping they are made by ghosts…”