“Siri, check my bank account and tell me which Apple product I can buy.”/“Apple juice.”
An “Apple product” usually does not refer to the fruit, but there are jokes. “I am going to buy an Apple product this morning.. Guess which? Options: Fruit, Natural juice, or Artificial-flavoured juice” was posted on Twitter by @akingbayo on July 30, 2009. “@mbusolow: the only apple product that I can afford to buy is apple Juice” was posted on Twitter by Yonwaba L. Moni on September 7, 2016.
Versions of the joke have a person ask Siri (Apple virtual assistant) or Alexa (Amazon virtual assistant) to check the account balance and decided what Apple product to buy. “Me: Siri, with what’s in my bank account, what Apple product can I buy? Siri: Juice” was posted on Twitter by Philip Nation on September 13, 2018. “Hey Alexa, can you check my bank balance and let me know which Apple product can I buy ? Alexa : Apple juice and Apple chips” was posted on Twitter by Shashank Barki on September 29, 2019. “Me- Alexa check my bank balance and tell me which apple product can I buy? Alexa- apple juice” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on July 31, 2020.
Wikipedia: Apple Inc.
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@akingbayo
I am going to buy an Apple product this morning.. Guess which? Options: Fruit, Natural juice, or Artificial-flavoured juice
@xolubi
3:24 AM · Jul 30, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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பொல்லாதவன்
@sibeliusj
Going to buy an Apple product #apple_juice 😊
3:05 AM · Apr 4, 2012·Twitter Web Client
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Yonwaba L. Moni
@lupinion
”@mbusolow: the only apple product that I can afford to buy is apple Juice”“
5:45 AM · Sep 7, 2016·Twitter for Android
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✌Dudemeister
@sibonise101
The only Apple product that I can afford to buy is Apple juice.
8:59 AM · Sep 29, 2016·Twitter Web Client
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The Ethical Cheater
@Ethical_Cheater
*With your current account balance, which Apple product can you buy?*
Me: Apple juice.
1:48 PM · Oct 29, 2016·Twitter for Android
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Johan Hulaimi
@th1eves
Friend: With your current account balance, which Apple product can you buy?
Me: Apple juice.
2:25 AM · Oct 30, 2016·Twitter Web Client
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Philip Nation
@philipnation
Me: Siri, with what’s in my bank account, what Apple product can I buy?
Siri: Juice.
10:54 AM · Sep 13, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Not a single person
@SorryCanadianeh
I asked Siri to check my bank balance and let me know which Apple product I could buy . Siri answered back Apple Juice
9:50 PM · Sep 26, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Srinjoy Madhumita Sen
@Srinjoy
Me: SIRI, could you check my bank balance & let me know which Apple product can I buy
SIRI: Apple juice…
7:26 AM · Sep 27, 2019·Facebook
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Arun Bothra
@arunbothra
Me: Alexa, can you check my bank balance tell me which #Apple product I can buy.
Alexa : After the EMIs an Apple juice sir…
2:02 PM · Sep 28, 2019·Twitter for Android
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Shashank Barki
@shankbarki
Hey Alexa, can you check my bank balance and let me know which Apple product can I buy ?
Alexa : Apple juice and Apple chips
12:02 AM · Sep 29, 2019·Twitter for Android
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@BigBearF1
ME: Hey Alexa. Check my bank account and tell me which Apple product I should buy.
ALEXA: Apple juice!!!!
8:44 AM · Feb 26, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/IthihasVarma July 31, 2020
Me- Alexa check my bank balance and tell me which apple product can I buy?
Alexa- apple juice