“Shortbread implies the existence of tallbread”
There is “shortbread,” so many people believe thee should be “longbread” and “tallbread.”
“shortbread implies the existence of longbread,,,where is it,,,the longest bread” was posted on X/Twitter by goblin ells on December 22, 2019. “‘shortbread’ implies the existence of ‘longbread?’” was posted on Facebook by Charli Applesauce on December 29, 2019. “shortbread implies the existence of longbread” was posted on X/Twitter by john balatro on October 4, 2020.
“The existence of shortbread cookies implies the existence of a longbread cookie” was posted on X/Twitter by Norah on May 7, 2019. “shortbread cookies imply the existence of longbread cookies” was posted on X/Twitter by peesa 🍉 on March 2, 2021. “Shortbread cookies suggests there’s also longbread cookies” was posted on X/Twitter by Dan Cent Ⓥ on April 1, 2021.
“Shortbread implies the existence of tallbread” was posted on X/Twitter by MR HAPPY on May 29, 2020. “Shortbread implies the existence of tallbread” was posted on X/Twitter by Diagraham on March 6, 2021. “shortbread implies the existence of tallbread” was posted on X/Twitter by 🦇 babka bažina 🦇 on September 14, 2021.
“Shortbread cookies implies the existence of tallbread cookies, and I’d like to know more about what those are all about” was posted on Facebook by Christian Mayer on Decembev 22, 2020. “Shortbread cookies implies the existence of tallbread cookies” was posted on X/Twitter by josh aka josh 🎴 on April 4, 2021. “shortbread cookies imply the existence of tallbread cookies” was posted on X/Twitter by Meg thee italian on December 30, 2021.
“Shortbread—They’re not making it any longer” is a related joke.
Wikipedia: Shortbread
Shortbread or shortie is a traditional Scottish biscuit usually made from one part white sugar, two parts butter and three to four parts plain wheat flour. Shortbread does not contain any leavening, such as baking powder or baking soda. Shortbread is widely associated with Christmas and Hogmanay festivities in Scotland, and some Scottish brands are exported around the world.
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Joel Hammonds
@joelhammonds
If shortbread cookies are this good, I can’t imagine how good tallbread cookies are.
11:09 PM · Jun 14, 2009
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Mark Roberts
@markussporticus
Home now. Question: if there is shortbread why isn’t there longbread?
12:54 PM · Oct 29, 2009
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Gary Beardshaw
@gbeardshaw
Why is Shortbread called Shortbread? Whats short about it? and can you get Tallbread?
10:17 AM · Jan 8, 2010
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Kameron Elaine
@VitaminKEH
if your wondering I asked her what makes a shortbread cookie a shortbread cookie and is there a such thing as a tallbread cookie?
12:31 AM · Nov 5, 2010
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Spin Off Character Energy
@ThatDjVega
They got shortbread cookies, does this mean there is longbread cookies?
2:35 AM · Dec 25, 2010
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Matt Gordon
@msg74
Is the opposite of shortbread called longbread or tallbread?
@UKWildcatFan96
11:46 PM · Dec 1, 2018
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Norah 🇺🇦
@norahborealis_
The existence of shortbread cookies implies the existence of a longbread cookie.
9:58 PM · May 7, 2019
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d.歌手 aka honey roasted ka$$hu
@dkasshu666
is the opposite of shortbread tallbread longbread or extendedbread
7:03 PM · Aug 27, 2019
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goblin ells
@elliepeek
shortbread implies the existence of longbread,,,where is it,,,the longest bread
9:00 PM · Dec 22, 2019
Facebook
Charli Applesauce
December 29, 2019 at 6:20 PM ·
“shortbread” implies the existence of “longbread?”
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MR HAPPY
@Muffdawg73
Shortbread implies the existence of tallbread
7:05 AM · May 29, 2020
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john balatro
@wonderbr3d
shortbread implies the existence of longbread
4:16 AM · Oct 4, 2020
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Ian Hutchison
@hutchjazz
Shortbread implies the existence of longbread
3:45 PM · Dec 6, 2020
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Christian Mayer
Decembev 22, 2020 at 3:38 PM ·
Shortbread cookies implies the existence of tallbread cookies, and I’d like to know more about what those are all about.
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DanK
@Dank_Night_
Shortbread implies the existence of longbread
7:58 PM · Jan 6, 2021
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peesa 🍉
@soulsbun
shortbread cookies imply the existence of longbread cookies
4:11 PM · Mar 2, 2021
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Diagraham
@DiagrahamPlays
Shortbread implies the existence of tallbread
3:46 PM · Mar 6, 2021
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Dan Cent Ⓥ
@DCent09
Shortbread cookies suggests there’s also longbread cookies.
3:46 PM · Apr 1, 2021
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josh aka josh 🎴
@J_no_l
Shortbread cookies implies the existence of tallbread cookies
4:03 PM · Apr 4, 2021
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SugarCrystalz
@ImSugarCrystalz
“Shortbread” implies the existence of “longbread”
Or maybe “tallbread”
Maybe both?
4:08 PM · Apr 20, 2021
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Buzzy Cohen
@buzztronics
Shortbread implies the existence of longbread…
11:29 PM · Jun 23, 2021
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🦇 babka bažina 🦇
@emilu_jackson
shortbread implies the existence of tallbread
4:09 PM · Sep 14, 2021
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Jim Keogh
@JAKeogh2
Shortbread implies the existence of tallbread
1:42 PM · Nov 13, 2021
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Meg thee italian
@megsgiallo
shortbread cookies imply the existence of tallbread cookies
3:59 PM · Dec 30, 2021
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georgia
@georgiar0se
Shortbread implies the existence of longbread
3:10 PM · Jan 12, 2022
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waymond wang enthusiast
@TheYutao
shortbread implies the existence of tallbread
12:04 PM · Aug 17, 2022
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Scarlet
@NekomimiScience
Shortbread implies the existence of longbread.
4:01 PM · Mar 12, 2023
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Steev
@steeev.bsky.social
Shortbread implies the existence of tallbread.
December 25, 2023 at 4:53 PM
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Wester
@westerhare.bsky.social
Shortbread implies the existence of tallbread and longbread
May 27, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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WatersLethe
@waterslethe.bsky.social
implies the existence of tallbread cookie
December 9, 2024 at 9:22 AM
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Tim
@timbop711.bsky.social
Shortbread cookies imply the existence of tallbread cookies
December 15, 2024 at 10:23 PM
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Royal Crest
@royalcrest.bsky.social
The existence of shortbread implies the, likely sinister, existence of tallbread
December 29, 2024 at 8:35 AM