“Shortbread implies the existence of tallbread”
There is “shortbread,” so many people believe thee should be “longbread” and “tallbread.”
“Shortbread—They’re not making it any longer” is a related joke.
Wikipedia: Shortbread
Shortbread or shortie is a traditional Scottish biscuit usually made from one part white sugar, two parts butter and three to four parts plain wheat flour. Shortbread does not contain any leavening, such as baking powder or baking soda. Shortbread is widely associated with Christmas and Hogmanay festivities in Scotland, and some Scottish brands are exported around the world.
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Joel Hammonds
@joelhammonds
If shortbread cookies are this good, I can’t imagine how good tallbread cookies are.
11:09 PM · Jun 14, 2009
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Mark Roberts
@markussporticus
Home now. Question: if there is shortbread why isn’t there longbread?
12:54 PM · Oct 29, 2009
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Gary Beardshaw
@gbeardshaw
Why is Shortbread called Shortbread? Whats short about it? and can you get Tallbread?
10:17 AM · Jan 8, 2010
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Kameron Elaine
@VitaminKEH
if your wondering I asked her what makes a shortbread cookie a shortbread cookie and is there a such thing as a tallbread cookie?
12:31 AM · Nov 5, 2010
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@ThatDjVega
They got shortbread cookies, does this mean there is longbread cookies?
2:35 AM · Dec 25, 2010
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Matt Gordon
@msg74
Is the opposite of shortbread called longbread or tallbread?
@UKWildcatFan96
11:46 PM · Dec 1, 2018
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d.歌手 aka honey roasted ka$$hu
@dkasshu666
is the opposite of shortbread tallbread longbread or extendedbread
7:03 PM · Aug 27, 2019
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MR HAPPY
@Muffdawg73
Shortbread implies the existence of tallbread
7:05 AM · May 29, 2020
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Diagraham
@DiagrahamPlays
Shortbread implies the existence of tallbread
3:46 PM · Mar 6, 2021
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josh aka josh 🎴
@J_no_l
Shortbread cookies implies the existence of tallbread cookies
4:03 PM · Apr 4, 2021
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SugarCrystalz
@ImSugarCrystalz
“Shortbread” implies the existence of “longbread”
Or maybe “tallbread”
Maybe both?
4:08 PM · Apr 20, 2021
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@emilu_jackson
shortbread implies the existence of tallbread
4:09 PM · Sep 14, 2021
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Jim Keogh
@JAKeogh2
Shortbread implies the existence of tallbread
1:42 PM · Nov 13, 2021
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Meg thee italian
@megsgiallo
shortbread cookies imply the existence of tallbread cookies
3:59 PM · Dec 30, 2021
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@TheYutao
shortbread implies the existence of tallbread
12:04 PM · Aug 17, 2022
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Steev
@steeev.bsky.social
Shortbread implies the existence of tallbread.
December 25, 2023 at 4:53 PM
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Wester
@westerhare.bsky.social
Shortbread implies the existence of tallbread and longbread
May 27, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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WatersLethe
@waterslethe.bsky.social
implies the existence of tallbread cookie
December 9, 2024 at 9:22 AM
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Tim
@timbop711.bsky.social
Shortbread cookies imply the existence of tallbread cookies
December 15, 2024 at 10:23 PM
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Royal Crest
@royalcrest.bsky.social
The existence of shortbread implies the, likely sinister, existence of tallbread
December 29, 2024 at 8:35 AM