“Seasoned fries are what rookie fries eventually become”

“Seasoned” fries get that name from seasonings, not from experience.  “$3.95 is fine for fresh-faced rookie fries, but these have seen the ups and downs of the industry. They’re seasoned” was posted on Twitter on January 13, 2015. “Are Seasoned Fries what Rookie Fries eventually become?” was posted on Twitteron January 22, 2018.
 
“The Definition of Seasoned Fries—What rookie fries eventually become” was posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on January 25, 2018.
 
Other “seasoned” jokes include “The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran” and ​“What do you call a spice with some experience?”/“Seasoned salt.”
   
         
Twitter
Amanda Skye‏
@AmandSkye
“I’ll get you some rookie fries if you want…on me”
11:44 PM - 13 Feb 2012
 
Twitter
DetroitHockey.Net‏
@detroithockey96
Rookie fries?
6:27 PM - 24 Feb 2013
 
Twitter
Dillon Smith‏
@dillonatpsu
Replying to @bydanielvictor
@bydanielvictor “$3.95 is fine for fresh-faced rookie fries, but these have seen the ups and downs of the industry. They’re seasoned.”
6:51 PM - 13 Jan 2015
 
Twitter
Michael A Hargis‏
@mikehargis1959
Are Seasoned Fries what Rookie Fries eventually become?
8:08 AM - 22 Jan 2018
 
Twitter
Neil Broshears‏
@nbrosh
Seasoned fries - what rookie fries eventually become.
6:27 AM - 23 Jan 2018
 
Reddit—Dad Jokes
The Definition of Seasoned Fries (self.dadjokes)
submitted January 25, 2018 by TheNinJay
What rookie fries eventually become…