“Remember what the valet who parked your car looks like. We don’t have valet parking”

“Remember what the valet who parked your car looks like because we don’t have valet parking” is a jocular saying that has been printed on several signs. The sign was posted on Facebook by Lee Gunter on July 1, 2019.
     
     
Facebook
Lee Gunter
July 1, 2019 at 11:22 PM ·
Remember what the valet who parked your car looks like…
(The following text is shown on a sign.—ed.)
Remember
WHAT THE VALET
WHO PARKED YOUR CAR
“LOOKS LIKE”
BECAUSE
WE DO NOT HAVE
VALET PARKING
 
Facebook 
Roll-Inn
July 5, 2019 at 4:09 PM ·
Remember
WHAT THE VALET
WHO PARKED YOUR CAR
“LOOKS LIKE”
BECAUSE
WE DO NOT HAVE
VALET PARKING
 
Twitter
Tim Kelly On Air
@timkellyonair
Remember What The Valet Who Parked Your Car Looks Like, Because We Don’t Have Valet Parking.
9:35 PM · Aug 18, 2019·Facebook
 
Facebook
Whistle Pig Saloon/Beaver Liquor
September 26, 2019 at 9:00 AM ·
Remember
WHAT THE VALET
WHO PARKED YOUR CAR
“LOOKS LIKE”
BECAUSE
WE DO NOT HAVE
VALET PARKING
 
Twitter
Ian Jukes
@ijukes
Remember what the valet who parked your car looks like…
(This is shown on a sign.—ed.)
10:13 AM · Jun 9, 2020·Buffer
 
Twitter     
Ucup
@nganumass
Remember.
What the valet who parked your bike “looks like”
Because we do not have valet parking….!!
1:49 PM · Aug 30, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Robison Planetarium
@TrumanDome
When attending a planetarium show, remember what the valet who parked your car looks like, because we do not have valet parking.
9:43 AM · Sep 1, 2020 from Kirksville, MO·Twitter for iPhone
 
Facebook
Hogs and Rice Motorcycle Improvement
November 23, 2020 at 3:37 PM ·
Just a note for those of you visiting the shop. Please remember what the valet who parked your car or bike looks like because we don’t have valet parking.
Thank you.