Procrasturbake (procrastinate + masturbate + bake)

“Procrasturbake” (procrastinate + masturbate + bake) was defined in the Urban Dictionary on June 27, 2011, “To waste time baking, especially treats like cupcakes, instead of being productive.” “Procrasturbaking” was in the Urban Dictionary on November 6, 2011. While “procrasturbake” means to waste time baking, it call also mean wasting time to avoid baking.
 
“Procrasturbake” was also defined on February 9, 2011, as “the act of procrastinating by getting baked and masturbating.”
 
 
i’m a pretty princess
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
what i did today
today i made up 2 new words. or one word and a phrase.
 
1.  procrasturbake- the act of procrastinating by getting baked and masturbating
 
Urban Dictionary
procrasturbake
To waste time baking, especially treats like cupcakes, instead of being productive. From procrasturbate.
I should be writing my final essay but I think I’ll procrasturbake instead.
by Matti! Matti! Matti! June 27, 2011
 
Urban Dictionary
Procrasturbaking
The self-indulgent use of one’s oven to avoid doing work.
Instead of writing my thesis, I spent the whole afternoon procrasturbaking.
by aworkinregress November 06, 2011
 
Twitter
Mitchell Crichton
‏@NextDoctorWhat
Phh, exams. #procrasturbake pic.twitter.com/bjdbZpkNyp
2:27 AM - 27 May 13
 
Twitter
Jon Massey
‏@jonny_boy27
neologism of the day: procrasturbaking
7:47 AM - 25 Nov 13