Polygummy (polygamy + gummy bear)

Gummy bears (small, fruit gum candies) have nothing to do with polygamy, but there is the joke portmanteau word “polygummy” (polygamy + gummy bear). “Polygummy Bears” was posted on Twitter by Trevor Hill on June 10, 2010.
   
“Really man? What do you think you’re doing mixing and matching gummy bear brands? That’s polygummy” was posted on Twitter by Max on January 12, 2014. “I have sex with multiple sweet bears. I’m a big fan of polygummy” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on July 9, 2020.
   
   
Wikipedia: Gummy bear
Gummy bears (German: Gummibär) are small, fruit gum candies, similar to a jelly baby in some English-speaking countries. The candy is roughly 2 cm (0.8 in) long and shaped in the form of a bear. The gummy bear is one of many gummies, popular gelatin-based candies sold in a variety of shapes and colors.
 
Twitter
Trevor Hill
@trevorhill
M&M’s have again been named America’s most popular candy. Utah’s prized Polygummy Bears continue to struggle for non-regional popularity.
8:52 PM · Jun 10, 2010·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
Cryptek Firebrand
@DarkFirebrand
polygummy:  the illegal marriage of 3-7 gummy bears due to insufficient starching.
7:23 PM · Aug 4, 2011·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
Max
@spritetruck
Really man? What do you think you’re doing mixing and matching gummy bear brands? That’s polygummy
2:19 AM · Jan 12, 2014·Twitter SMS
 
Twitter
Jimmy
@JustNotTheSam
Polygummy Bears
@midnight #SexyFoods
12:00 AM · Jun 4, 2014·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Steve Faktor
@ideafaktory
This will all have been worth it if I live long enough to see the launch of PolyGummy Bears.
Massachusetts city officially recognizes polyamorous relationships
It’s estimated that 4% to 5% of people living in the U.S. are in polyamorous relationships.
cbsnews.com
2:25 AM · Jul 4, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/TommehBoi July 9, 2020
I have sex with multiple sweet bears.
I’m a big fan of polygummy.