“One day in 2033, we shall witness the rise of THE QUARANTEENS”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines and popularized some quarantine portmanteau words. A “quaranteen” (quarantine + teen) or “quaranteenager” (quarantine + teenager) or “quarantween” (quarantine + tween) is that individual under a quarantine, or that individual who is the result of a baby boom during a quarantine.
“Quaran-Teens” was printed in the Boston (MA) Daily Globe on August 17, 1955. “QuaranTEEN’d - Every sh!tty highschool horror movie ever” was posted on YouTube on May 9, 2016.
“Quaranteenagers” was printed in The Sunday Telegraph (London, UK) on June 5, 1994. “Quaranteenager” was posted in the newsgroup alt.silly.little.newsgroups on December 12, 1998. “Hussle Club - Quaranteenagers [OFFICIAL VIDEO] (Scion AV)” was posted on YouTube on October 22, 2011. “Quaranteenagers: Strategies for Parenting in Close Quarters: Adolescence” by Lisa Damour was printed in the New York (NY) Times (online) on March 19, 2020.
“Quarantween” was printed in LAist on October 11, 2008. “When they get to their pre-teen years we can call them the quarantweens” was posted on Twitter by Juliet Wallace on March 13, 2020.
“Can’t wait for 2033 when we start calling Rona Babies the Quaranteens” was posted on Twitter by Dex Hinton on March 12, 2020. “Mattafact, any baby born in 2020 will be known as a ‘Quaranteen’ in 2033” on Twitter by “Trunk you need to contain this shit” later on March 12, 2020. “Prediction: There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033, we shall witness the rise of THE QUARANTEENS” was posted on Facebook by Taylor Burton later on March 12, 2020.
Other names besides “quaranteen” include “Children of the quarn” and “Coronial.”
Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). The outbreak was first identified in Wuhan, Hubei, China, in December 2019, and was recognised as a pandemic by the World Health Organization (WHO) on 11 March 2020.
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17 August 1955, Boston (MA) Daily Globe, pg. 30, col. 3:
Quaran-Teens
DENVER, Aug. 17 (AP)—It 20 errant youngsters had any hop of a quick release from Denver’s Juvenile Hall, they can forget it.
5 June 1994, The Sunday Telegraph (London, UK), “Sunday Comment: Getting on with the getting on” by Oliver Pritchett, pg. 31:
...the rest of us to dismiss these people as “obsolescents” or “quaranteenagers”...
Google Groups: alt.silly.little.newsgroups
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We must keep you in quarantine till Tuesday or until the cows come home, whichever comes first. Please go to the quaranteenager area and pick your seat.
LAist
Video of the Day: Quarantween
BY ZACH BEHRENS IN ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT ON OCTOBER 11, 2008 12:00 AM
Quarantine is the Los Angeles based movie that opens today and it looks scary and stuff like that. Quarantween, the Los Angeles based movie by Disney looks even scarier.
Twitter
Nick Routley
@Phanyxx
Today is the day I minimise Twitter’s trending topics. I can’t handle anymore Jonas Bros, Bieber, etc… #Quarantween
9:52 PM · Mar 6, 2010·Twitter Web Client
http://www.myspace.com/hussleclub
5:10 PM · Oct 26, 2010·Twitter Web Client
YouTube
Hussle Club - Quaranteenagers [OFFICIAL VIDEO] (Scion AV)
Oct 22, 2011
Scion AV
Directed by: Bijoux Altamirano
Label: Trouble & Bass
Hussle Club lets loose the sleaze in the video for “Quaranteenagers.” On the wet streets of the Lower East Side, director Bijoux Altamirano focuses in on dead-eyed stares and simmering wildness. The freaks truly do come out at night.————
YouTube
QuaranTEEN’d - Every sh!tty highschool horror movie ever
May 9, 2016
Filmflicker Cinema
241 subscribers
Four teenagers get locked in detention during a quarantine…with a homicidal panda!
Written, edited and Directed by Taran Sukert and Zachary Hewitson.
Filmflicker Cinema ltd.
Twitter
Kylie Harrington
@kylieisntfunny
simply can’t get the phrase “quarantine for quarantweens” out of my head
1:19 AM · Mar 8, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Kevin Book
@kevinbookdc
I think I saw #coronavirus gasoline demand compression firsthand: my commute was 10 min. faster on emptier roads.
Call it a #quarantween, a lull even though things are still open. #OOTT
10:43 PM · Mar 9, 2020·Twitter Web App
Twitter
Dex Hinton
@DexHinton
Can’t wait for 2033 when we start calling Rona Babies the Quaranteens.
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catch me inside
@MissSoulSmile
· Mar 12
Let’s be real
it’s a couple of y’all getting these jokey jokes off but need to reup on birth control and plan b before y’all get shut in with that one rebound and end up having a roni baby in 9 months.
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12:07 AM · Mar 12, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Trunk you need to contain this shit
@Never_B_Average
Mattafact, any baby born in 2020 will be known as a “Quaranteen” in 2033
8:36 AM · Mar 12, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Facebook
Taylor Burton
March 12, 2020 at 5:43 PM ·
Prediction: There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033, we shall witness the rise of THE QUARANTEENS.
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Twitter
Judge Roy Ferguson
@JudgeFergusonTX
Replying to @chris_kratovil
Quaranteenies until 3 years old, and then Quarantoddlers until 11 years old, and then Quarantweens until 13 years old, and then Quaranteens…
7:33 AM · Mar 13, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Blind_Prophet_IMHO
@mrscmgentry
Prediction: There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033, we shall witness the rise of THE QUARANTEENS.#coronapocalypse #selfisolating #babyboom
10:33 AM · Mar 13, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Juliet Wallace
@cthulhukitty13
Replying to @AnneWheaton and @cavaticat
When they get to their pre-teen years we can call them the quarantweens
1:29 PM · Mar 13, 2020·Twitter Web App
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nikolas
@gadget112
#COVIDー19 Prediction: There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033, we shall witness the rise of THE QUARANTEENS.
3:35 PM · Mar 13, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
13 March 2020, New York (NY) Times, “Teenagers are connecting online in the time of ‘social distancing’” by Lorenz Taylor (online):
Another Facebook group, Zoom Memes for Self Quaranteens, gained 10,000 members in less than 24 hours.
Twitter
Dejay Vu
@redundantmotifs
There will be a baby boom in 9 months, and those babies, in late 2033, will be known as the Quaranteens.
6:08 PM · Mar 13, 2020·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Hudson
@danielhudsonll
All the babies born in 9 months will be known as the QUARANTEENS around 2033. #QuarantineAndChill #DuringMy14DayQuarantine
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7:49 PM · Mar 13, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Urban Dictionary
Quaranteen
Noun: Used to distinguish an age group conceived during the 2020 COVID-19 Pandemic. 6
I will be a Quaranteen in 2033.
Boomers
Gen-Xs
Millionials
Gen-Zs
Quaranteens
##quarantine2020##coronavirus##covid-19
by ghostdog72 March 13, 2020
Reddit—AskReddit
Posted by u/callmebug March 13, 2020
What are we going to call this Generation that will be conceived due to the Covid-19 quarantines?
bnshftr
By 2033 they’ll be quaranteens.
joshi38
Up until then they’ll just be quaranteenies.
Ohyanoforsure
You’ve got my vote
RANDOMyoUSERNAME
all quaranteenagers scare the living shit outta me
Twitter
Tricia Grady
@tricialynngrady
So since everyone’s cooped up at home because of #COVIDー19… Does this mean in about ten years we’ll have a generation of #quarantweens? #QuarantineAndChill
12:59 AM · Mar 14, 2020·Twitter for Android
Twitter
VlaD III.
@vlckow
In 13 years an 9 months generation Q, quaranteenagers. #generationQ #quaranteenager #quaranteen
10:43 AM · Mar 14, 2020·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/PapaCheddar March 14, 2020
There will be a baby boom in 9 months.
And in 2033 we shall witness the rise of the quaranteens!!!
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
There will be a baby boom in 9 months.
And in 2033 we’ll witness the rise of the quaranteens.
3:58 PM · Mar 14, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Karenanne Bowman
@KarenanneBowman
Watch out for the work from home baby boom…and in 13 years, the quaranteenagers
#quaranteenagers #2020babyboom #WFH #WorkFromHome #SelfQuarantine
3:14 PM · Mar 15, 2020·Twitter Web App
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/user_is_name March 15, 2020
There will be a baby boom in 9 months and
In 2033, we will witness the rise of “Quaranteens”
19 March 2020, New York (NY) Times, “Quaranteenagers: Strategies for Parenting in Close Quarters: Adolescence” by Lisa Damour (online):
Because of coronavirus, teenagers are missing out on major rites of passage. Offering compassion paves their way toward feeling better.
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/drhedphuk March 21, 2020
Will those who turn 13 in 2033 be known as the Quaranteens?
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